The Runs (2 Viewers)

[billygannon]

Nope... not the band. The ailment. Any suggestions for cures?

 

[Catwoman]

Nope... not the band. The ailment. Any suggestions for cures?

Imodium.

Something you ate?

 

[billygannon]

Imodium.

Something you ate?

Imodium - cool. I'll see if it's in the chemist.

Not sure if it was something I ate. Could be the baby.

 

[Catwoman]

Could be the baby.

Eh?

Imodium Plus is v. good by the way. And caolin and morphine, but you can't seem to get it over here.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

theres another product called 'arret' for the scuthers.


word of warning though, watch the dosage. i used it one time and was blocked up for days. now thats just as bad.

 

[billygannon]

Imodium Plus is v. good by the way. And caolin and morphine, but you can't seem to get it over here.

Mmmm... if I could get a doctor to prescribe me morphine every time I had the runs, I'd change my name to Carl Lewis and wear a leotard all day.

 

[Catwoman]

Mmmm... if I could get a doctor to prescribe me morphine every time I had the runs, I'd change my name to Carl Lewis and wear a leotard all day.

You get the runs a lot then?!

 

[THRILLHO]

Immodium is great, but peppermint is pretty good too - a packet of silvermints always helps me when my tummy is a little dicky. But I think that might be just psychosomatic.

 

[billygannon]

You get the runs a lot then?!

Not that much. But I'm very fast today.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I hear dire straits and chris rea are gonna join forces to do a tour.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

theres another product called 'arret' for the scuthers.


word of warning though, watch the dosage. i used it one time and was blocked up for days. now thats just as bad.

yeah this stuff works great! But definately heed the warning One day you're pebble-dashing the toilet bowl, then ya take a little bit too much Arret, and about a week later you give birth to a full size gateaux cake. Not fun. Unless you're into the kinky shit. Literally.

 

[Buzzo]

Not sure if it was something I ate. Could be the baby.

Fuckin murder on the digestive system is babies.


In future, Billiam, preventative strategies might include eating properly..... wholegrains, seeds, vegetables and lots of water.

 

[Rachel666]

I had a bad dose of the bouts last year. It may have been the 3 lucazades at croke park or granny brownes odd looking carrot cake, but i had to be taken out of school for two days. the doctor gave me some sachets of a salty like formula you mix with water. it worked wonders, so it did!

perhaps a change in your diet may help also?

 

[george mcfly]

Fuckin murder on the digestive system is babies.


In future, Billiam, preventative strategies might include eating properly..... wholegrains, seeds, vegetables and lots of water.

i remember hearing about someone who was dared to eat a full bag of dry roasted peanuts, without chewing. just swallowing them one by one
that might be something to try

the guy got a tenner out of winning the bet, but it cost him 50 quid to get the doctor to stop him bleeding from his arse

 

[roxy]

bleeding from his arse

This aul theme rears its head again.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Nope... not the band. The ailment. Any suggestions for cures?

I was asked the same question back in the 1980s by a co-worker in the L&N supermarket.

I suggested that he drink a litre of apple juice - in one go.

In retrospect the advice was inaccurate.

 

[Lord Damian]

Nope... not the band. The ailment. Any suggestions for cures?

is it painful? any reason to believe that it will last a while? if not, i suggest just letting nature run it's course. it's the body's way of flushing itself out.

then again, i also believe that a dastardly piss-up is the body's way of keeping brain cells from multiplying exponentially and cracking open the skull.

it must be noted i'm no doctor.

 

[wild_cat]

I have a phobia of the shits .

 

[oh shit]

I have a phobia of the shits .

is a fear of the shits irrational?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

L&N supermarket

ahaha! well lord jezzuz i havent heard that in years huh?

there used to be one at [size=-1]the customs quay[/size] wexford town. are they still goin or did pettits burn the ass of em?

it was a great spot in the 80s to stock up on flans, crisps and minerals before headin off to curracloe.

which one did you work at nlgbbbblth?