The Deadly Serious Tampon Thread -- No Jokes Please, We're Women (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

Any blokes here ever used Johnnys? Are they any use?

heck no, that's like wearin' a raincoat in the showa!

 

[therealjohnny]

Any blokes here ever used Johnnys? Are they any use?

you can have them, I'm done with them

PM me

 

[Vinnie]

Score! See you on the Freecycle board?

you can have them, I'm done with them

PM me

 

[CitySickness]

Score! See you on the Freecycle board?

Here, if this falls through I'm next in line, right? BTW, what sort of condition are they in?

 

[Vinnie]

What am I? Insane? There's no way I'm letting a sweet deal like this get away. You can have them after me.

Here, if this falls through I'm next in line, right? BTW, what sort of condition are they in?

 

[therealjohnny]

Here, if this falls through I'm next in line, right? BTW, what sort of condition are they in?

I would say "soiled" or "pre-loved"

 

[snakybus]

two punks are having sex and the guy sticks on PIL

girl says "Is that Johnny Rotten?"

guy says "hey, I've only used it once before!"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

When I was in primary school some kid in the year above me sneakily picked up a used condom with a twig and placed it into the hood of my jacket.

It was around the time freddy mercury had perished from AIDS so I was understandably confused and scared.

 

[CitySickness]

No way. I don't mind sloppy seconds, but sloppy thirds is a little too protein-y for my liking.

Also: on my daily walk up the canal (I walk beside the canal, not on the surface) I've noticed there's a new trend concerning the sex-pile at Baggot Street Bridge, where the mounds of discarded johnnies have been joined by discarded surgical gloves. That carpet of slimy latex certainly puts a spring in your step on a winter morning.

I wonder, is there such thing as spur-of-the-moment fisting? Like you carry around a lucky glove in your wallet, just in case?

 

[therealjohnny]

I wonder, is there such thing as spur-of-the-moment fisting? Like you carry around a lucky glove in your wallet, just in case?

As uncomfortableas I am with the use of the word "johnny" in this thread I'll let it pass for now.

See this men-who-like-men wearing gloves for fisting

which is worse, the germs on your hand or the germs up your bottom?

Like, is it really acheiving anything?

id imagine if it was lubricated it...


...cough...

carry on

 

[theoootini]

no need for gloves when fisting chap. unless you've got some mucus membranes between your fingers you'll be grand.

 

[therealjohnny]

no need for gloves when fisting chap. unless you've got some mucus membranes between your fingers you'll be grand.

really? all that money wasted!

fucks sake

 

[CitySickness]

no need for gloves when fisting chap. unless you've got some mucus membranes between your fingers you'll be grand.

Well what are all those gloves doing there, then? I can't imagine there are that many surgical procedures that are best performed underneath a bridge.

 

[therealjohnny]

Well what are all those gloves doing there, then? I can't imagine there are that many surgical procedures that are best performed underneath a bridge.

ladies can also be fisted

 

[carbide]

I want to know about the potential over-flow and bathroom wrecking potential of the mooncup too, so someone kindly SPILL.

the bathroom wrecking is minimal - you get better at removing them after a few tries. the overflow, in terms of capacity, is just about emptying it more often, but the other thing that can happen is breaking the seal. if you're prone to abdominal cramping like mad, it's a possibility, as is just not being anatomically suited to them.

anyway, if you do break the seal or tilt it, it'll empty itself. full pictorial details in my forthcoming masterwork, dear thekeeper, i only love you in theory.

No, sits lower from what I've read. As low as possible without feeling it, I guess.

yep, dead right. there's diagrams here for the morbidly curious.


psst, squiggle, forgot to quote the post, but have you found a good source on the TSS thing? from what i'd read, it was more that no cases had been reported. (which doesn't knock the financial/environment/etc benefits at all).

 

[Squiggle]

the bathroom wrecking is minimal - you get better at removing them after a few tries. the overflow, in terms of capacity, is just about emptying it more often, but the other thing that can happen is breaking the seal. if you're prone to abdominal cramping like mad, it's a possibility, as is just not being anatomically suited to them.

anyway, if you do break the seal or tilt it, it'll empty itself. full pictorial details in my forthcoming masterwork, dear thekeeper, i only love you in theory.

yep, dead right. there's diagrams here for the morbidly curious.

psst, squiggle, forgot to quote the post, but have you found a good source on the TSS thing? from what i'd read, it was more that no cases had been reported. (which doesn't knock the financial/environment/etc benefits at all).

Good points there carbide.

Well, most of the sources I looked at before I decided to try it myself point out that menstrual cups have been in use since the 1930's with no reported cases of TSS. The material that they are made of doesn't promote growth of bacteria in the way that absorbant materials do, and the seal means that air is also not making contact...

Oh, another point worth mentioning is that, unlike tampons, it is safe and comfortable to use a mooncup even at the very beginning of your period.

 

[therealjohnny]

tsk- sound, informative disussion has no place on this thread

 

[Squiggle]

tsk- sound, informative disussion has no place on this thread

Read the thread title... perhaps you have no place on this thread

 

[snakybus]

oo-ooh!

 

[CitySickness]

You're SO dead.