The Deadly Serious Tampon Thread -- No Jokes Please, We're Women (1 Viewer)

[Vinnie]

It was the least I could do after your gender gave birth to me. It's all about give & take.

I've got one of those! I use it all the time, and it's in my bag RIGHT NOW, protecting my precious tampons from handbag harm. It came with my Vinnie's Giant Roller Coaster Period Chart and Sticker Book. It has stickers and you can send postcards that say "Greetings from Camp Cramp".

Nice work, Vinnie!

 

[snakybus]

I made a funny, don't tell any men!

ho ho ho

(Don't worry I'm only half a man)

 

[Juno]

My boss drinks blood (it's true!)

Eh...why?

 

[billygannon]

Eh...why?

Long story... he knows people in China.

 

[Juno]

Long story... he knows people in China.

I'd say he knows a few in Transylvania too.

 

[clive]

whats the smelliest thing in the world?

a fish's gee.

 

[clive]

any of you bints want to meet up for a coffee ?

 

[La La]

seriously ladies, how do you retrieve the mooncup? it seems like an awful messy business.
also does it interfere with the no pants dance and things of that nature?

 

[billygannon]

I'd say he knows a few in Transylvania too.

That's in China, apparently. It's commonly thought of as being in Romania, but it's all tricks with smoke and mirrors.

Can anyone here name a Chinese person who isn't a vampire?

 

[Buzzo]

seriously how do you retrieve the mooncup?
the no pants dance ?

Jaysis period sex. What is this forum coming to?

 

[paula]

i've just bought and started using a mooncup this week. surprisingly un-messy. a bit tricky to take out the first time (but only because i didn't read the instructions properly..). no bathroom mess and easiness all the way. i :heart: it already.

 

[La La]

Jaysis period sex. What is this forum coming to?

ugh! no!
but it acts like a tampon only sits higher up, right?

 

[CitySickness]

Can any animal become a vampire, or is it just restricted to ducks and the like? I'd like to see a vampire peacock (Count Peacockula, presumably) which could hypnotise you with all those deadly eyes on its tail feathers, then go in for the blood lunge.

 

[billygannon]

Can any animal become a vampire, or is it just restricted to ducks and the like? I'd like to see a vampire peacock (Count Peacockula, presumably) which could hypnotise you with all those deadly eyes on its tail feathers, then go in for the blood lunge.

As long as the animal is female and lesbian, then they can be a vampire. Unless, of course, the name of the animal ends with the letter "x". Then it can only be an angel.

 

[CitySickness]

As long as the animal is female and lesbian, then they can be a vampire.

Shite, that's the peacocks out on both fronts, so.

 

[Ciansy]

Jaysis period sex. What is this forum coming to?

You leave period sex alone. Apparently it's pretty much impossible (or at least pointless and painful) for some women cause of cramps and shizzel but it's actually better for others.*

*Disclaimer: above post may be bollocks.

 

[Squiggle]

ugh! no!
but it acts like a tampon only sits higher up, right?

Yes, but no string hanging out... and much less leakage trouble - plus no TSS risk.

 

[roxy]

i've just bought and started using a mooncup this week. surprisingly un-messy. a bit tricky to take out the first time (but only because i didn't read the instructions properly..). no bathroom mess and easiness all the way. i :heart: it already.

May I ask, where did you get it? Online? I heard Boots stock them.

 

[Vinnie]

Any blokes here ever used Johnnys? Are they any use?

 

[roxy]

ugh! no!
but it acts like a tampon only sits higher up, right?

No, sits lower from what I've read. As low as possible without feeling it, I guess.