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[CitySickness]

[SIZE=+2]Why Didn't the Wild Polar Bear eat the Husky?[/SIZE]

Because the Husky had got a bit of mould around the edges even though he'd only been in the bread bin for two days tops and the Wild Polar Bear was a fussy hypochondriac who'd starve to death if there wasn't a Tesco Express just around the corner.

 

[Bladez]

I just realised that your avatar is the cover of The Master & Margerita. I love that book so I'm much more willing than I was 18 seconds ago to take your advice. No more internet for me.

Its true! That picture of Behemoth is the only thing that gives me any credibility around here.