Stander upper or sitter downer? (2 Viewers)

[ernesto]

You're all common.

we have one of these at home. i dont use it - im too oldschool see!

i just use hay

 

[evil bandit]

Best thread ever.

Here, what direction to youse wipe? Towards the back, or towards the barse?

I attack from the front and wipe towards the barse as a man I've never met anyone who does the same...

 

[Wobbler]

I stand up

 

[Lindas Martin]

long time watcher first time poster, i had to post on this topic, i myself preffer to take a number 2 while standing up with that derek mooney lying underneath my rectum with his mouth open to recieve the brown sausage of joy which he chews on while talkin about the wonders of nature in ireland in between his chewing sounds, Sile Seoige comes in and uses her very manouverable tounge to clean out any little pieces of excrement lodged in my anus/rectum as there is no pain other than the pain of little bits of poo stuck in your ass crack due to the many hairs on my bottom , while mumbleing between mouth fulls as gaeilge "is maith liom " etc etc.
so in answer to your question i stand and the other clear it out for me. Thank you

 

[La La]

funniest thread ever.

 

[Thebeard]

Funny yet topical! Its just something that always fascinated me.

 

[theoootini]

my ass is fairly hairy. ive bin a sit down towards-barse wiper all my life. when questioning friends about which direction they wipe i came to the conclusion that barse wipers are in the minority. my downstairs hair is "combed" in that direction now. to change direction would be like running a comb through velcro

 

[ernesto]

ts just something that always fascinated me.

so should we add that to the list....

cheese/orange phobia, jack daniels & coke, bifter, syd barrrett & sitting down to take a shite.

nice.

and yer burd. wha!!

 

[Thebeard]

so should we add that to the list....

cheese/orange phobia, jack daniels & coke, bifter, syd barrrett & sitting down to take a shite.

nice.

and yer burd. wha!!

What a list though!?! hummmmmmbudzaibe!

 

[ernesto]

get me PM?

 

[george mcfly]

I attack from the front and wipe towards the barse as a man I've never met anyone who does the same...

wait i dont understand

you attack from the front and wipe towards the barse?

do you have a gee?

 

[La La]

for the record, girls dont poo.

 

[ernesto]

 

[inspector horse]

 

[La La]

 

[Jerry Twig]

I actually have to take a dump now cos of this thread.
Again, a half-standing half-sitting (yeah squatting) upwiping shitter am I.
I can;t say I ever thought about this before but it's very interesting indeed.

BTW - what the fuck is 'barse'? New one to me.
Edit - ok, got it! Why would anyone wipe that way - no traction.

 

[classic seanc]

Sit down

Squat to wipe.

Wipes go from the gooch* up. Then back the other way for a second go. Repeating as required.

*I prefer "gooch" to "barse". Barse just sounds so uncouth

 

[La La]

Sit down

Squat to wipe.

Wipes go from the gooch* up. Then back the other way for a second go. Repeating as required.

*I prefer "gooch" to "barse". Barse just sounds so uncouth

i like the word choda.

hehe choda boy.

anyone seen Orgazmo?

 

[ernesto]

anyone seen Orgazmo?

love the theme music...... 'what makes a man etc.....'

 

[Jerry Twig]

i like the word choda.

Bengali for 'fucker'.
Seriously!