Sperm Explosion (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3437455.stm

What a stinking mess - this blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful

Quality.

 

[Cormcolash]

Fuckin brilliant, you'd love to be videoing that when it happened!

 

[mc moley]

speekin of sperm.....has anyone seen JAM where all the porno stars get 'the gush' and die? or was that brasseye??

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

it was jam.

http://cabinessence.cream.org/

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"So? I didn't even get one kiss off this bird, because I was bloody raping her!"

 

[the strange guy]

I've got the double DVD (Jam & JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM). I'd suck off Chris Morris if he asked nicely, he's just the greatest.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

have you seen the rothko short they were selling on the winternet? i forgot to buy it

dohzz

 

[the strange guy]

I got it. It's blaydin rapah. I've nearly got everything he brought out (apart from The Day to Day)
The gush is the best though.
"Firsht the shpunk comesh out red, then it turnsh black. Then you better make shure that you're not piling the pearlsh up the Shaint Petersh dressh!"

 

[fenix]

Hey Strange Guy, what the hell does your signature mean or where is it from?? im sure you know this but it translates into this :
"Miguel, I Am the progenitor of his son. I am delighted that is you that I moulder supply he. I cannot be disturbed. I expect that you are deceived. Good-bye!!"


Now that doesnt make any sense to me.

 

[the strange guy]

Your Portuguese needs brushing up, Felix. It's a message to the greatest rock star on the planet.

 

[fenix]

Well strange gal, i actually just put it through a free translation thing on the internet and thats what came out.

The greatest rock star on the planet, eh?? who would that be then??

 

[the strange guy]

The greatest rock star on the planet is Owensie. I tell ya, if he had a mickey to match his guitar playing skills he wouldn't be getting married.
You ask alot of questions. Translate this: Chuir ceist mo geanglí.

 

[fenix]

Eh..... no i dont do irish.

 

[the strange guy]

Fuckin Brit.

 

[fenix]

Im not British. Im Irish. Im just not very good at irish so i cant translate that shit.

 

[the strange guy]

You're British. Only a Hun would say something like that.

 

[fenix]

Yeh ok. You do that...

 

[the strange guy]

Classic.

 

[rape the drummer]

i'm guessing it means ask me bollix, or 'put the question to my bollix' more like. although i'm not 100% sure since i've never actually seen the word 'geangli' before.

 

[the strange guy]

Búla bos!