Sort out my weekend! (1 Viewer)

[roxy]

Here's the beef.

My people are all starting exams today or have already started and mine aren't for another 10 days so I'm not panickingyet and can afford the time to go out right? And I really feel like going out. to any gig really. well, within reason. But I don't feel like going on my own . As I said, my people are entirely unavailable.

So anyone going anywhere?

G'wan! you know you always wanted to meet up with a complete stranger! It's been an aim of yours for some time now....this is your chance. I'll not run out before my round and I can go to the bathroom on my own.

Okay okay so I'm only half serious.

I'm just bored and my back is aching.

schweh

Roxy

 

[Ed]

there's tons of crap on this weekend, just get drunk and make some new friends.

 

[roxy]

I sense a briskness to your tone there Ed. yes, a definite briskness.

 

[Ed]

Originally posted by roxy
I sense a briskness to your tone there Ed. yes, a definite briskness.

sorry, but what? my grasp of the english language is poor at the best of times.

 

[#10-7]

use your boobs.

thats how i make all my friends at gatherings.*


*except funerals

 

[roxy]

If you've got breasts then they're not breasts, they're bitchtits you slag.

 

[#10-7]

 

[LMD64]

i'm almost too terrified to ask, but...


what do you use to make friends with people at funerals?

 

[roxy]

Old man bitchtits are the most pathetic looking thing though. Someone should start a ittle sportsbra range specifically for those men with bitchtit-related needs. For their own comfort of course.

!bing

that was my idea, right? I thought of it you fuckers...back away, not today, disco lady.

Okay now I've gone right off course.

 

[classydame]

bitchtits?? eugh.

How about the alternative monikers for breasts - my favourites are ' funbags' and as the scary mother in 'Carrie' called them - 'Dirty Pillows'

 

[roxy]

Originally posted by classydame
' funbags'

heehee I love that one. It reminds us of that they have no function, only fun...

 

[Latex lizzie]

Originally posted by lmd64
i'm almost too terrified to ask, but...


what do you use to make friends with people at funerals?

..I always use dime bars..they are the great healer ..even for the ver bereaved.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Latex lizzie
..I always use dime bars..they are the great healer ..even for the ver bereaved.

I find a good dirty joke breaks the ice nicely at a funeral

the dirtier the joke, the more broken the ice

 

[Knacker]

Saturday afternoon Herv is playing, FOR FREE, in that art gallery. Let me refer you to the "Hervart" thread.

Reclaim the Streets is on Monday afternoon too. That's free. And it's more fun if you have a bike.

And there's Mass on Sunday. That's free too. And if you're lucky there's some free blood-themed wine.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Knacker
Saturday afternoon Herv is playing, FOR FREE, in that art gallery. Let me refer you to the "Hervart" thread.

actually I'm really looking forward to this

I'm thinking "afternoon" and "beers"

 

[rumpus]

I'm afraid George from Seinfeld got there before you roxy

the male bra he invented had two names:

1. The bro

2. The Manzier

and lorcanzatron me auld flower, I would go braggin about your cherry wobblers till AFTER the surgery.

 

[snakybus]

noice tits, rumpus

noice

 

[rumpus]

hey shkankypus..where d'you get your signature....me jealous with me short hair and all....

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by rumpus
hey shkankypus..where d'you get your signature....me jealous with me short hair and all....

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow

I'l give you the floppy bits they cut off if you like

 

[Juno]

Curses upon all you people with your 'plans for the weekend' stuff. I'm going to be stuck down in the schticks with the threat of being forced to help redecorate my grandparents' living room hanging over me. AND it's raining. AND my parents don't let me smoke in the house so I'm going to get soaked twenty times a day. AND I won't be going to any pubs so I'll have to make like an alcoholic and rob whisky from the press after everyone else goes to bed.

Jesus, I'm turning into a grumpy teenager and I haven't even left Dublin yet.