Smoking with your left hand. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

-or with your right, if you're a lefty. I just cant do it.

Any takers?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I can do it with both hands.

 

[classic seanc]

I smoke with my left hand. It's handy when you're in the passenger seat of a car. I also hold the phone with the left and write with the left. But I'm right handed. I don't know, it's all very confusing. The Christy Brown fella had such an uncomplicated life compared to me.

 

[RSJ]

Smoking and phoning, you get used to it.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

yes! finally. my girlfriend claims i'm a 'spanner' coz i cant smoke with both hands. (only the left)

 

[Corey]

Phone with left: easy
Carrying stuff: easy.
Hair tossing: easy
Chin stroking: easy
Other stroking:but of course.

Smoking with left: impossible. Not even whilst driving.

 

[theoootini]

stop moaning. this guy can shave AND smoke with his left hand

 

[classic seanc]

he can't wank though

 

[theoootini]

*feet just out of shot*

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

Smoking with left: impossible. Not even whilst driving.

cop on.
ambidexterous is for winners. corey my respect for you has dropped a notch or two, if you can manage a kid then surely smoking would be a doddle.

so the result of this is you are going to have brown fingers on your right hand and a spotless pale paddy skin left hand. you posh cnut.

 

[ICUH8N]

This is preposterous, and completely irrelevant. Get the nipper to hold your dogend for you, you stammering amateur.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

This is preposterous, and completely irrelevant. Get the nipper to hold your dogend for you, you stammering amateur.

Why don't you smoke? I think it'd suit you.

 

[ICUH8N]

I gave up when I was about 18 to impress a girl (unsuccessfully, in the end) and never bothered again. Also, the recent onset of asthma/hayfever/consumption has deterred me.

 

[wild_cat]

-or with your right, if you're a lefty. I just cant do it.

Any takers?

Im right handed but smoke with my left, first time I smoked in front of my mother she asked me about it.

 

[Hector Grey]

what's this? i smoke with my mouth and lungs. fuck this holding the smoke in your hand bollix. light the bastard, stick it in your gob, chew on it till it's a brownened nubbin. only queers and students use their poxy hands. sure anren't me hands busy with the humane killer?

i also light the fags by the power of anger.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

what's this? i smoke with my mouth and lungs. fuck this holding the smoke in your hand bollix. light the bastard, stick it in your gob, chew on it till it's a brownened nubbin. only queers and students use their poxy hands. sure anren't me hands busy with the humane killer?

i also light the fags by the power of anger.

Here forget about that, check out luis garcia:

 

[The Schnapper]

what's this? i smoke with my mouth and lungs. fuck this holding the smoke in your hand bollix. light the bastard, stick it in your gob, chew on it till it's a brownened nubbin. only queers and students use their poxy hands. sure anren't me hands busy with the humane killer?

i also light the fags by the power of anger.

Off topic but coincidental no doubt. I was getting chips in Burdocks on my lunch break and while walking pass Pravda bar looking down to the ground trying to avoid 'Concern emergency appeal' eye contact, I came across a plaque on the ground that said 'In memory of Hector Grey, trading here 50 years'.

Whether you're named after him or not it's still a coincidence RIGHT

 

[Super Dexta]

when i smoked i was able to do it with both hands. it was so-so.

 

[Hector Grey]

Here forget about that, check out luis garcia:

you got the one where luis is on a branch and he scratches his arse and sniffs it and falls off his branch? that got me through some difficult times that. haven't seen it in a while.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

you got the one where luis is on a branch and he scratches his arse and sniffs it and falls off his branch? that got me through some difficult times that. haven't seen it in a while.

Heh yeah thats a good one.