Sexy Knackers (2 Viewers)

[flashback]

You're a knacker

You smell like a knacker.
And have The Clap.

 

[ernesto]

actually i'd do the granny too.

what is wrong with you?!

 

[flashback]

what is wrong with you?!

I think the question here is what's wrong with you.
Grannies give deadly head for a start. Are very grateful. And have loads of experience.

And, you can't beat experience Ernesto. You can't beat experience.

 

[ernesto]

I think the question here is what's wrong with you.
Grannies give deadly head for a start. Are very grateful. And have loads of experience.

And, you can't beat experience Ernesto. You can't beat experience.

yes, a harrowing wrinkly one! eugh.... ugh.... argh...... jesus god no!!

 

[pad]

Grannies give deadly head for a start.

particularly that granny. she's a hairdresser. !ninjaaaa

 

[ernesto]

particularly that granny. she's a hairdresser. !ninjaaaa

oh yeah, the hairdresser thing.... what is it about common hairdressers? i used to work beside a Peter Marks and they were pretty rough but damn sexy & ye had the feeling they'd devour you in bed.

 

[Space]

I've been trying to think of chavvy blokes I like.

Mike Skinner's quite nice but he supports Birmingham City so our romance would ultimately be doomed.

Here he is, probably smoking an Embassy (the fag of chavs)

Is he not a posh lad cavorting as a chav?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

He kinda comes off as a chav cavorting as a posh lad cavorting as a chav.

 

[Space]

He kinda comes off as a chav cavorting as a posh lad cavorting as a chav.

I remember reading something somewhere ages ago about his well-to-do middle class background. He moved to Brixton and set up in a bedsit and played the whole chav thing.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Jaysus! He seems to play the role of the socially aware chav (hate that word) that rose above his peers and can both embrace that lifestyle/be scathing of it.
I like some Streets stuff.

 

[Space]

Jaysus! He seems to play the role of the socially aware chav (hate that word) that rose above his peers and can both embrace that lifestyle/be scathing of it.
I like some Streets stuff.

First albums really good, second one's good too, but I can't stand the new stuff.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

I really like the first one, I don't own the second one but have heard it and really like about 3 songs; the rest seems kinda average. Anything after that is awful though. Shame really!

 

[Catwoman]

Is he not a posh lad cavorting as a chav?

Posh people don't support Birmingham City. Scum of the earth!

 

[Space]

Posh people don't support Birmingham City. Scum of the earth!

Oh right, I don't know much about football. Maybe he made that up too.

 

[Rachel666]

I don't know about you guys but that whole original line up of sugababes did it for me. That sexy r&b garage rimmel cats eyes eye-liner, mad over styled black hair slicked back into a pony but with these short curls glued down to your forhead, big fuck off gold "tinker" earrings and a little gem facial piercings. ver cool when done right.

 

[frona]

My sister used to fancy AJ from the Backstreet Boys

I used to pretend to be mixed up about who it was she fancied and slag her off for fancying:

 

[BC]

I don't know about you guys but that whole original line up of sugababes did it for me. That sexy r&b garage rimmel cats eyes eye-liner, mad over styled black hair slicked back into a pony but with these short curls glued down to your forhead, big fuck off gold "tinker" earrings and a little gem facial piercings. ver cool when done right.

i love the sugababes. "freak like me", "red dress", "stronger" and "overload" are some of the best pop singles of the last few years. they are all gorgeous as well (the black one is especially stunning), and i love the fact that they all act like bitches. sugababes rule, and are unexpectedly and strangely stylish.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

said it before an' i'll say it again; brian likes geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerls!!!!

 

[Space]

i love the sugababes. "freak like me", "red dress", "stronger" and "overload" are some of the best pop singles of the last few years. they are all gorgeous as well (the black one is especially stunning), and i love the fact that they all act like bitches. sugababes rule, and are unexpectedly and strangely stylish.

Siobhan Donaghy:heart:

 

[BC]

said it before an' i'll say it again; brian likes geeeeeeeeeee!!!!

how crude. but true. but crude. tsk. tsk.