Saturday Night on Thumped (3 Viewers)

[Ed]

this thread is really quite impressive.
can someone summarise it? its faaaar too long to read.

Once upon a time some geeks were home on a saturday night because they have no mates except on the internet. Then ciaran mackle turned out to be a professional fighter who kissed roxy who was in love with aoifed who was in love with dodgy wine but couldn't see she had a problem. Some people pretended like they had exams and stuff and that was the reason they weren't out on a saturday. Then there was a fight over a girl, or possibly the bongo. Not the person. The one some crusty brought to the party because it would be "cool" and a nice change from that prick in the corner with the acoustic guitar doing earnest cover versions. Someone cried briefly, then everyone went to bed....

 

[avernus]

Once upon a time some geeks were home on a saturday night because they have no mates except on the internet. Then ciaran mackle turned out to be a professional fighter who kissed roxy who was in love with aoifed who was in love with dodgy wine but couldn't see she had a problem. Some people pretended like they had exams and stuff and that was the reason they weren't out on a saturday. Then there was a fight over a girl, or possibly the bongo. Not the person. The one some crusty brought to the party because it would be "cool" and a nice change from that prick in the corner with the acoustic guitar doing earnest cover versions. Someone cried briefly, then everyone went to bed....

I DIDNT CRY! I had something in my eye!

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

The safety pin off yer fuken nappy, yeh?

 

[avernus]

The safety pin off yer fuken nappy, yeh?

I have revoked any jokes about me being that fat animal punting sonuvabitch. I assumed they were photos of a retard/funny guy having a laugh. turns out the guy is like hannibal lecter.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I have revoked any jokes about me being that fat animal punting sonuvabitch. I assumed they were photos of a retard/funny guy having a laugh. turns out the guy is like hannibal lecter.

diapers dude...

 

[La La]

Here ya go Mackle, this should keep you warm and cozy throughout the night...

!bing !bing !bing Anyway, wow, this party's turned into "Ask Aoifed". Maybe we should get a stickied thread in which Aoifed can give fellas advice on girls and stuff !bing !bing !bing

i just noticed the two guys in the background are staring at their arses

 

[Buzzo]

The secret, children, to getting your reports written/study done is to log the fuck off Thumped. I got as much done in an hour there as I did the whole length of this thread last night. Fuggin hell like. That was some buzz all the same. Repeat performance anyone? Ah, only joshin, I'm up at 6 for work tomorrow.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

The secret, children, to getting your reports written/study done is to log the fuck off Thumped. I got as much done in an hour there as I did the whole length of this thread last night. Fuggin hell like. That was some buzz all the same. Repeat performance anyone? Ah, only joshin, I'm up at 6 for work tomorrow.

Jaysus, up at 6??? Forgot there were two of them in a day

 

[oh shit]

lads, ever get when a girl's riding ye - like i mean riding you - but she kinda leans into it too much and there's this really loud snapping sound? what the fuck is that all about!?

so am i the only one who knows what i mean?

 

[chutneyfarmer]

so am i the only one who knows what i mean?

I've been mildly hurt doing rude things but never experienced this "snapping" sound you speak of. How are yr bits feeling? I'd imagine if ya did anything damaging it'd be agony

 

[The]

so am i the only one who knows what i mean?

hahahahahahahahah...ya that comment went surprisingly unnoticed

 

[Wobbler]

What's your excuse? I think my real life friends have moved on.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

its only gone six here.but if i was at home id probably be doing the same thing.

 

[ann post]

i'm on warm up cans before a few pints down the street. guinness 'fridge pack' with the ingenious cardboard opeing mechanism that catapults the first can directly past anysoft surface and bouncing onto the tiles. the other 7 are grand though.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've got a cold

 

[HMD]

steamers!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Reets]

So. . . how's everyone's Saturday been?

 

[Wobbler]

Grand. Sat in all day, posting on Thumped and listening to music. Heading to Jimmy Breeze's any minute now....

 

[jane]

So. . . how's everyone's Saturday been?

Pretty lazy. We just about managed to get to the gym, but that was really it.

Staying in and watching The Laws and Orders.

You?

 

[Reets]

Grand. Sat in all day, posting on Thumped and listening to music. Heading to Jimmy Breeze's any minute now....

Does he know or will you be outside drunk, crying , and singing power ballads?

Not a whole lot Jane, no one's doing anything as most of my friends went to dandelions last night, i got out of it by bringing my Nana to bingo.|..|
That's right, I rock it hard core!