- Sep 28, 2007
@7 - No tomorrow That squirrel thing is insane on many levels. Firstly, who kills squirrels? Secondly, how creepily aroused does that guy sound when he's talking about it? I can (unfortunately) imagine himself beating off to the kill counter every time a squirrel goes in, his obsession building to the point until his life becomes a JG Ballard novel and he attempts to make love to the device - the kill counter clicking up with each thrust of his mutilated self...
@ann post I can't use those sonic deterrents because I can hear them and they're really, really, really annoying (I know that's the point). They have an industrial one at Dublin Zoo near one of the cafés in the main part of the zoo and it's like a sonic cannon. It must annoy the nearby animals - I couldn't sit near it at all.
Check your house for small holes where he could enter
Be careful with your rubbish
You've given the little scamp and adventureI thought I saw a minimum distance on here for releasing mice but I can't find the post now. Relocated our mouse this morning to the little park, but it's only 300m away so he'll be back home in no time I guess.
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