Revenge (1 Viewer)

[maims bond]

I'm semi self-employed at the moment. Got a call out to a place an hour away from where I live. The caller fucked me about with dodgy directions and then turned their phone off. In the end I wasted half my Bank Holiday trying to track this woman. She hung up on me today when I phoned on a different number. So, what I need is a way to get revenge. I have her mobile number, anyway I could fuck her about with that? Or should I just grow up and get over it?

 

[rettucs]

you should have an affair with her husband

 

[Reets]

You could put an ad up somewhere selling this http://cars.buyandsell.ie/search/for-sale/motorbikes/tipperary/-/mini-motos-3 for €75. Need a quick sale etc. She'll have tonnes of calls for the classiest of people.
Or put a personnel ad up on gumtree.

I'm a small petty person.

 

[Theseus Mock]

dial into her voicemail (change greeting?), she probably hasn't changed the pincode from the default of 0000.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

riath's right,loads of ad's selling desirable crap at cheap cheap prices,she'll be hounded.good enough for her too.

 

[maims bond]

All good (except the husband fucking). Any more? I'm liking the voicemail one the most.

 

[pete]

probably not the best way to build your business reputation

 

[maims bond]

Ok, i've tried getting access to her voicemail and indeed her code is 0000. So, thinking of just recording something off youtube or some song as her new greeting, then changing her pin. At least it will cause her some hassle. Any suggestions as to what her new greeting should be?

 

[mark]

you encounter idiots in every job, you notice it more if you work for yourself. knowing what you do would help. for example if you're an already-run-of-your-feet plumber and she wasted your time and lost you business, i'd say a cheeky change of message is probably allowable, as long as you don't go to far. if however you are an on-call homeopathist, i wouldn't have a lot of sympathy for you.

 

[ratmonkey]

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[maims bond]

I fix computers. Not worried about building a reputation where this woman lives. I'm leaning towards Anal Cunt's classic 'you're a fuckin cunt'.

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[GARYXKNIFEDX]

leave a message of someone reading a suicide note.

 

[maims bond]

I went the Anal Cunt route, i'll give it a few days and she if she notices.

 

[rettucs]

show her this thread

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Legit.

 

[Serpico]

Deadly.

 

[D0njo]

probably not the best way to build your business reputation

It's not the worst way either though?

 

[magicbastarder]

or else you just walk away and leave it.

 

[ratmonkey]

I fix computers. Not worried about building a reputation where this woman lives. I'm leaning towards Anal Cunt's classic 'you're a fuckin cunt'.

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[Cormcolash]

I would definitely hire someone that actually did this, amazing!