Quotes from your friends (1 Viewer)

[Reets]

"I want to punch everyone in the face. Well except you right now.."

It's the "right now" part that gets to me.

 

[pete]

I have no friends. Thanks a lot.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

"Fuck off" ,after I asked if he'd done his new tattoo himself.

 

[Reets]

Had he?

 

[Cormcolash]

"Fuck off" in general

 

[jimmybreeze]

A pal I used to work with accused me of just being "sceptimistic" once

 

[Unknown Convict]

"sceptimistic"

can't quite believe the glass is half full?

 

[hermie]

A pal I used to work with accused me of just being "sceptimistic" once

Don't dwelve on it

 

[jimmybreeze]

Ha!Some man for the multi purpose misunderstandings;

Just dwelve into it man

 

[Reets]

"Is this a new Salt n Pepper song?"
"Eh no, that's Nicki Minaj"
"Oh, is she new?"

 

[Jill Hives]

"Is this a new Salt n Pepper song?"
"Eh no, that's Nicki Minaj"
"Oh, is she new?"

It didn't go down like that...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It didn't go down like that...

haha!

 

[Reets]

Jane again;
"So who exactly is Bruno Mars?"

And my personal favourite..
I was charting away to an older guy who's a regular and "Molly Malone" came on the radio.
Me " this song was written about me "
Jane "oh, is it a sing about Dublin?"
That's right people, she'd never heard of it.

 

[therealjohnny]

Time to hand back that passport. Honestly.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I don't know who Bruno Mars is or where the fuck he came from

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

This stuff should be on the test instead of all that crap about the GAA and the church

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I don't know who Bruno Mars is or where the fuck he came from

Me either. Is he like the Hamburgler but for Mars bars?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Me either. Is he like the Hamburgler but for Mars bars?

Best I can tell he's some manner of Michael Jackson impersonator

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I knew he was some kind of singer but that's about it. Does Marty Whelan ever play any of his songs in the morning?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm pretty sure Marty Whelan died years ago