Quotes from your child (5 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

PUT A LOUD SONG ON

Sounds like she's had enough of Death Cab of Cutie.

 

[pete]

Sounds like she's had enough of Death Cab of Cutie.

ha, possibly

she also commented positively on my Richter Collective tshirt today

 

[pete]

While watching TV:

"SKIP AD"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Sounds like your gonna have to splash for one of those Samsung tellys that you talk to.

 

[pete]

"What's a record shop?"

And straight into Tower we went.

 

[mark]

"Oh fuck, where's the other drum?"

First use of the F word. Quite apt too. I blame his mother.

 

[pete]

"i want to be an astronaut"

 

[pete]

"Oh fuck, where's the other drum?"

First use of the F word. Quite apt too. I blame his mother.

"mammy, do you know what <child 1> said to <child 2> in school today? He said '<child 2>... you're a fucking bitch!'"

tough to respond to that without laughing....

 

[dudley]

"Dada, can I tell you what 'me either' means? It means 'I don't like it either'...in France'

 

[lemonbravo]

I farted earlier, the 6 year old sighs and says to the 9 month old, "you better get used to that".

 

[Flux]

The little fella is thirteen months and this morning he got up, started banging on the door to get out of our room (sleeps with us most nights) and said 'Open. Door. Paddit." He calls the iPad a 'Paddit'.

 

[pete]

walks up to me, says "I'M SO SORRY DADDY", throws her arms around me, and says "BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET MORE EXERCISE".

she was calling me fat, i presume.

 

[pete]

"I want to get a pet. A rat."

 

[lemonbravo]

so...was telling the 6yr daughter about what happened at the weekend at the constitutional convention. Well trying to explain to a 6yr old as best as possible, at one point I used the word 'gay'...

me- "you know what that means don't you?"

Tillie- "yeah, like you're a priest or religious."

 

[dudley]

"What are you dressed up as?"
"A superhero!"
"What's your superpower?"
"Tidying up!"

 

[pete]

"some of my class were learning about god today. i don't do god."

 

[magicbastarder]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/

 

[Jim Daniels]

When I'm really happy, my eyes make drops. Extra wet ones.

5 year old nephew, on being happy

 

[pete]

"the thing that boys have in front is called a penis"

great. glad we cleared that one up.

 

[Diddles]

"When I grow up and have a kid, will you mind it so I can go to discos?"