Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[HMD]

I'm so proud

 

[mel gibson]

My mother took my niece into the opticians as she had an eye test booked that she couldn't get out off,so my niece had to go in with her while she was tested

After coming out of the opticians after the test she looked upset,on asking why,my niece answered

"nana I tried to whisper you the answers"

 

[pete]

"Do you understand the story about the boy who cried wolf?"
"Yes!"
"OK then - what does it mean?"
"For four days he said there was a wolf, and there wasn't really. Then on the fifth day there WAS a wolf, AND THE WOLF GOT HIM!"
"And do you understand what the story tells us about why the wolf was able to get him?"
"Yeah - HE DIDN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH"

 

[Anthony]

Not a quote but a whole load of school written work just got sent home. Among the put-these-words-into-sentences sheets...
"My mum has to pay off the house"
"My cousins pray"

 

[Reets]

"Mammy if the recession gets worse will there be another Famine?"
"No honey, there'll still be food. Anyway, we can always grow food on the balcony"
"No we can't Mammy, you kill everything. Even flies would die there"


Harsh.

 

[ann post]

harsh.

 

[shower another shower]

I'm getting the silent treatment.

 

[Reets]

Did you try to make him eat ribs?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Matthew (nearly six)

[h=6]I never want to get married because I'm not allowed marry Jack (best friend) or Rebecca (sister).[/h]

 

[magicbastarder]

my brother to his four year old son:
"that friend of yours, called ben - what's his second name?'

'jamin!'

 

[Diddles]

my brother to his four year old son:
"that friend of yours, called ben - what's his second name?'

'jamin!'

Brilliant!

 

[snakybus]

Anna (5)

I want to marry Sky when I grow up
Who's Sky?
She's in 5th class
She's a girl?
Yeah, she's my friend
You can't marry a girl. I thought you wanted to marry me.
It's okay for two girls to get married. Marte's mummy is getting married to another lady.
She is?
Yeah
I had no idea.
So can I marry Sky?
Yeah okay. But not till you're a grown-up okay?
Okay
Maybe you'll have changed your mind by then.
Daddy can we go swimming?

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Listening to the new Mound cd on the way to school this morning.

Amy(5)
That's not true is it?
Me
what?
Amy..waving
if you wave to someone in a car they wave back,see,they didn't wave.

 

[Goodbye]

hahahahahaha

 

[billygannon]

"I thought Jesus was a girl!"

 

[mark]

While lying in bed, crying, after the lights were turned out:

"Daddy's gone rocking with his friends"

I may be in too many bands.

 

[Diumraid]

"Do you understand the story about the boy who cried wolf?"
"Yes!"
"OK then - what does it mean?"
"For four days he said there was a wolf, and there wasn't really. Then on the fifth day there WAS a wolf, AND THE WOLF GOT HIM!"
"And do you understand what the story tells us about why the wolf was able to get him?"
"Yeah - HE DIDN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH"

'Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs ... I forget the end'

 

[Diddles]

"You will get dead if you drink Diet Coke"

 

[dudley]

"dudley is a commoner"

 

[pete]

"how long did it take the man to make the world? what did he do when he was finished?"

words need to be had with the creche, I think.