Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[Diddles]

I was showing him the upcoming 2012 movies in Empire Magazine.

"That's a fillum called War Horse, it looks like it could be great, maybe a bit sad"

"Is it a women's film then?"


It's nature, not nurture.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

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That was gas

 

[lemonbravo]

"the question's too hard! ask me a symbol one."

 

[pete]

"ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow i'm kissing it better but it still hurts ow ow ow ow owwwwww"

- after the back door blew shut on her finger

 

[mark]

My first post of substance in this this thread!

wife - what socks would you like to wear today?
boy - blue socks! like a tiger!

 

[adamus]

This thread never ceases to amaze me.

 

[snakybus]

(about Ty Segall)

Me: He's from America
Nora: Well I'd have something to say to him!
Me: Don't you like it? What would you say?
Nora: GET OUT OF AMERICA
Anna: Yeah! Get out of America

-> much laughing

 

[GO]

Daisy just asked me "Daddy,are you missing people in your band and cant play any rock'n'roll?"

I said .."Yeah kid.Thats it exactly"

She said .."Well then you need to ask everyone you meet if they wanna play some rock'n'roll with you"

Deep.

 

[Jim Daniels]

"Spare me the details" - my 4 year old nephew, with emphasis on the first and last words, and holding up his hand, while his Mam was explaining the proper rules of some board game. -"Just gimme the dice".

 

[Diddles]

"Spare me the details" - my 4 year old nephew, with emphasis on the first and last words, and holding up his hand, while his Mam was explaining the proper rules of some board game. -"Just gimme the dice".

Hahahahaha - deadly

 

[HMD]

After a long walk and trip to the playground on Sunday "Dad, I'm in a jocker"

 

[GO]

After a long walk and trip to the playground on Sunday "Dad, I'm in a jocker"

A proud moment!

 

[Jim Daniels]

Me by the cd player: "What do you want to listen to?"
4 Year old nephew: "Spock"

Me: "Ha! Spock????!"
4 Year old nephew: Yeah, Spock. SPOCK!

30 mins later: Turns out he meant Bach! They listen to classical music in montessori

 

[HMD]

"You've ruined my life"

He's 3 and a half

 

[pete]

after she fell asleep while i was reading her a story, then woke up again to find the book was closed:

"You sure read that story quick, daddy... Now read the rest of it."

 

[Flux]

I'm a bit freaked out by our new baby. He's like a Sphinx or a monolith.

 

[lemonbravo]

Tillie (5) "mammy, what do you call a girls front bottom again?....A foot china?"

....much sniggering from parents, which then prompted both kids to dance around shouting "FOOTCHINA, FOOTCHINA, FOOTCHINA, FOOTCHINA, FOOTCHINA, FOOTCHINA!....."

 

[Goodbye]

The other day, he was adamant I come out to the garden with him.
"Daddy, come out and play!"
Repeated over and over.
When I finally gave in, I think I caught him off guard as he seemed to combine all the words into one and simply said:
"Daddy cunt"

 

[mark]

in the mornings when we go in and get the boy, he says. "open the curtains!" but it tends to come out like 'open the cunts!'.

The other day, he was adamant I come out to the garden with him.
"Daddy, come out and play!"
Repeated over and over.
When I finally gave in, I think I caught him off guard as he seemed to combine all the words into one and simply said:
"Daddy cunt"

 

[Diddles]

"Your mam eats cat poo! Hahahahaha!"

"Eh, my mam is dead, how can she be eating cat poo?"

"She eats ghost cat poo! Hahahahaha!"