Quotes from your child (4 Viewers)

[HMD]

zoltan got stung by nettles yesterday, he said "i got stung by a spider, i'm going to be like spiderman"

 

[Goodbye]

Showing me a little dinosaur toy.

Me: Who's that?

Him: Das Henwee

Me: And what does Henry do?

Him: He do RARRRRR

 

[Milker]

Gael(9): 'Dad they had no right to kill, eh..Sim..em, y'know, that guy..Santino Aladdin(Osama BL)!! They had no proof he flew those planes!'.
Me: '(sweet jesus I'll get the blame this nugget!!) Well Gael they do have a video of him saying he planned it...ahem..so that was enough!(phew!!)'
Gael: 'Yeah right...I bet its a fake, I mean why would he admit to it if he didn't do it?!!'
Me:'(BALLS!!)'.

 

[Goodbye]

Pete I want my name changed to Santino Aladdin please!

 

[pete]

ok

 

[Goodbye]

hahahahahaha - With Milker's approval of course!

 

[Goodbye]

Oh, its already done... Must I speak in a funny accident now?

 

[Milker]

Oh, its already done... Must I speak in a funny accident now?

HA!!

Just keep Mrs Ian close to hand as a human shield!

Rapid.

 

[Goodbye]

Oh no! Daddy's feet is broken!

My shoelace was open.

 

[pete]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH - that's what daddy says

 

[ann post]

For those who don't know:

ann posts top thumped person internet moments part two, jonah ; (i think, probably) philosphising either here on a twitter about multi person relationships, and coining the phrase "whats the story in polyamory"

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH - that's what daddy says

at what point can we start calling thumped kids pricks??

 

[Goodbye]

 

[jonah]

HAHA.

 

[magicbastarder]

yesterday, a four year old kid of a friend of ours told my gf he couldn't play with me because 'his hands are too rough'.

 

[Goodbye]

I woke this morning to the following being shouted into my face:

"Daddy! There is a spaceship stuck in the tree!"

 

[Diddles]

"There's a film called 'Black Scock'. It has little fellits in it with hats, then a man rolls on them and they get flat. Then they jump up again. Can you load that down for me?"


I think he's decided that if he imagines the title and plot of a film, it will be available for download a couple of minutes later.

 

[worthit]

My 2 year old nephew sat down beside my 1 year old nephew, who can't talk yet, the other day and said "Any gossip?"

 

[Goodbye]

My 3 year old niece sat on my knee stroking my beard asked: "Where did you get it done?"

 

[pete]

"The sea of tranquility doesn't have any water in it. It's just full of sand."

This bodes well for my "of course she wants one!" christmas telescope purchasing plans.

 

[ann post]

tell her the tide is out.