Quotes from your child (4 Viewers)

[nooleen]

my supervisor has a drawing up in her office by one of her kids with "I LOVE MY MUM" scrawled on it
and another page beside it that says "but your lechers are boring"

 

[billygannon]

"Daddy, you need to speak like an owl now"

 

[pete]

"you can be my best friend, daddy"

Day: Made.

 

[ann post]

dad 1 : mum 0

back o' the net.

 

[pete]

"I want to go to the picnic and see the bands playing their music. And eat ice cream with them"

 

[billygannon]

"Are those sounds in my head or can everybody hear them?"

 

[billygannon]

"Money, no taste"

 

[lemonbravo]

"do you want to see my ice skating french dance with the babies rattle?"

"you bet I do!"

"I'll show you tomorrow."

 

[Goodbye]

While stopping at traffic lights.
"Uh oh, Daddy, geelight a wwwed."

Translation:
"Uh oh, Daddy, the green light is red."

 

[billygannon]

Me: "Bea, how many legs have you got?"
Bea: "Four!"
Me: "Four? You've got two legs. Look... one... two"
Bea: "No" (points at left left) "three" (points at right leg) "four"
Bea: "One and two ran away"

 

[Jill Hives]

"I want to go to the picnic and see the bands playing their music. And eat ice cream with them"

Me too.

 

[snakybus]

Anna, on eating some roast pork:

"Mmm, I really like this chicken that comes from a pig!"

 

[ann post]

Anna, on eating some roast pork:

"Mmm, I really like this chicken that comes from a pig!"

has she tried tuna??

 

[pete]

on hearing her grandad was sick in hospital:

"tell daddy he has to bring my medicine* to grandad to make him feel all better"


* calpol

 

[Wölflinge]

We use an awful lot of public transport and the cub is in a firm stage of pointing out weird looking strangers on the bus, LOUDLY.

"MAMMY, he has NO HAIR!"
"She has something wrong with her lips!!!"
"She has a big spot on her nose!"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER SKIN?"
"Why is he like that?"
"Look!! There's a small man!!! Mammy! There's a small man!! Look Mammy!! Look! It's a small man! Listen to me!"

 

[magicbastarder]

on the bus once, a two year old girl, out loud, talking about a black woman who was holding a baby yabbering away - 'mummy, is that a monkey that woman is holding?'

 

[billygannon]

Bea: "Daddy, can I get through?"

Me: "What's the password?"

Bea: "The password is "please get out of the way so I can get through""

 

[billygannon]

Bea: "Mummy, Daddy called me a banana!"
Jo (that's Bea's Mum): "And are you a banana?"
Bea: "Yes [pauses] I am"

 

[Wölflinge]

Overheard yesterday while Sionnach was listening to a reading of The Three Little Pigs.

Female narrator: "...We hope you enjoy side two of this tape."
Sionnach (to the hi-fi): "I WON'T ENJOY IT!"

 

[Jim Daniels]

"Are You ready to apologise yet?"

My 3 year old niece to her 3 year old cousin Keelan, about two hours after a major bust up today.

"They were MY bubbles" - Keelan's response