Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[egg_]

Haha!

"He said the holy mary backwards. It's very hard to say, but he said it"

 

[Wölflinge]

Me: "ARRGHHHHH I'M WANT TO EAT YOU UP!!!"
Sionnach: "No Mammy! You can't eat me! I'm not vegan!"

Also, bursts into song singing Breaking The Law and I Like to Move It Move It on a regular basis.

 

[GO]

Nipper-"Dad can we go to shammarocky* again this year?"


*Lanzarote

 

[lemonbravo]

n-"Daddy, you know what I want to be on the first day I'm a grown up"

me- "a tennis player?" (his last aspiration)

n- "no, a Snooker Driver."

me- (look of confusion)

n- 'eh..is that something?'

me- '...not really, it's just two words together'

n- ' you know, like this' (holds his breath and pretends to do a breast stroke.)

me- 'oh....a scuba diver, like under the water, yeah?'

n- ' yeah!'

 

[jonah]

 

[Jimbob]

"I likw willies" my daughter said that yesterday

 

[hugh]

How would a scorpion say "I love you" to another scorpion?

 

[shower another shower]

How would a scorpion say "I love you" to another scorpion?

would say it's some sort of dance.

 

[egg_]

Isabelle: "Dad, do numbers ever end?"
Heather: "Can I do a wee on the carpet?"

 

[jonah]

Favourite

 

[MDR]

Thomas' vocabulary has two phrases:

'eyes'

'tiddle, tiddle, tiddle'

PS: Egg - Raffi CD going down a storm although we're down to listening to it just six times a day now.

 

[La La]

friend of a friend's kid, said with quivering bottom lip:

"Does food hurt when you cook it?"

 

[shower another shower]

paraphrasing from this afternoon, "dad, you suck on drums".

 

[pete]

"I want a dinosaur"

 

[Cormcolash]

I want a dinosaur too

 

[mark]

paraphrasing from this afternoon, "dad, you suck on drums".

HAHA!!!

 

[egg_]

"I'M VERY GOOD AT BEING LOUD"

 

[lemonbravo]

reminds of Sundays tantrum-

"No Daddy, I'M THE RULES!"

 

[Wölflinge]

Overheard while playing (a while back):

"Are we not men? We are Devo. We're not men! Devo means you are strong! Devo means you are a WOMAN! Ohh, the evil spirit has trapped the little girl! All the cats gonna save the day, all the cats gonna save the day..."

 

[ann post]

has anyone 'shown them this thread' yet??

and you think us hornfor/meeting people crew are weird

your kids are very funny when reduced to soundbites though.