Quotes from your child (3 Viewers)

[lemonbravo]

"daddy, we get loads of holidays now.....christmas, easter, mammy's day, daddy's day...and french patricks day."

"Who?"

"French Patrick, the guy with the green hat."

 

[billygannon]

"daddy, we get loads of holidays now.....christmas, easter, mammy's day, daddy's day...and french patricks day."

"Who?"

"French Patrick, the guy with the green hat."

You should correct your child by saying "That's Welsh Patrick"

 

[magicbastarder]

my (nearly five year old) niece to my sister, her aunt:

'trisha, why does that girl have brown skin?'
'well, why do you have red hair?'
'huh?'
'well, some people have white skin, some people have yellow skin, and some people have brown skin'
'are you sure it's not because she is poor?'

 

[Reets]

Eve "you're not going to live forever"
Me "Yeah I know but you might be stuck with me for 50 years still"
Eve "Ok, no one can live forever except Santa and St Patrick, cos people like them"

 

[Wölflinge]

"Who's she Mammy?"

"ehhh, that's Dio, Sionnach."

"She's very happy, isn't she Mammy?"

 

[egg_]

"Dad, you know the way people make up names for animals? Like 'giraffe' and 'cat' and stuff? Well, how come there's a name for dinosaurs even though there were no people when there were dinosaurs?"

And then

" ... so maybe 'dinosaur' isn't the right name for them at all!"

 

[pete]

"hola daddy!"
"huevos!"

damn you, dora

 

[Goodbye]

I have resigned to the fact that I am not Daddy, but Dadoh.

 

[Wölflinge]

I have resigned to the fact that I am not Daddy, but Dadoh.

Aw, that's nice. I've resigned to remaining 'Ammy' or, as I like to process it, 'Amie'.

 

[MDR]

"Dad, you know the way people make up names for animals? Like 'giraffe' and 'cat' and stuff? Well, how come there's a name for dinosaurs even though there were no people when there were dinosaurs?"

And then

" ... so maybe 'dinosaur' isn't the right name for them at all!"

That's very clever.

 

[Anthony]

" I HATE YOU!"

 

[egg_]

"Why are things real?"

Trying to take this girl's questions seriously and answer them in a way she can (kinda) understand is getting more and more challenging

 

[egg_]

... and then she started asking me about how the very first "alive" things came about. And wanted me to make her a bulletproof mask so she wouldn't get killed while fighting crime

 

[snakybus]

Me: Who do you think I love more, Mummy or beer?
Nora and Anna: Beer!
Me: No, I love Mummy the most in the world!
Anna: And then beer?

 

[snakybus]

My boots, which I've just bought, are on a chair.

My wife: "Oh, they're Ecco boots, are they?"
Me: Yep
Nora: How are they echo boots?

Then she and Anna both shout "Hello!" into the boots, to see if they get an echo.

 

[Goodbye]

"Ah moooooooooooooooom"
"Ah moooooooooooooooom"

At the full moon in the sky at a million O clock in the morning when I'm trying to get him back to sleep

 

[dudley]

not quite a quote but lily has just learned how to shout, usually prior to tears. it's fierce cute, so we tend to giggle at her when she's doing it. that's good parenting, right?

 

[Reets]

"Did you ever hear of a walkman? It's like an ipod for oldendays people"

 

[lemonbravo]

"daddy, which is faster, humans or numbers?"

 

[subbuteo !]

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