Quotes from your child (6 Viewers)

[Pirate of Love]

"Hugh, do you know what I want for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"An eyeball costume!"

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[Wölflinge]

I was checking my email when Sionnach came up to me wanting to watch a dvd. I wasn't expecting what she handed me...

"Put this on Mammy!"

"...ehh, how about I stick on Sesame Street instead?"

"No, I want to see the lady's boobs!"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

at least it wasn't Sadomania

 

[therealjohnny]

I was checking my email when Sionnach came up to me wanting to watch a dvd. I wasn't expecting what she handed me...

"No, I want to see the lady's boobs!"

so do i

marie liljedahl


google images here i come

edit

right, i have to see this movie

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you seem like more of a Ajita Wilson kind of guy to me, Johnny

 

[therealjohnny]

you seem like more of a Ajita Wilson kind of guy to me, Johnny

That's some impressive surgery

I was never confused though, never

 

[pete]

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10"

awesome

 

[Jelly_Block]

My 3yr old niece via telephone

Me: Are u looking forward to visiting us at christmas?

niece: NO! You have to visit us in daddy's house

Me: Oh but you guys are coming here!

niece: I don't think so, your house is smelly

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

Charming!

 

[Jelly_Block]

Charming!

I believe it's a phase- seemingly everything is smelly or disgusting at the moment

 

[MDR]

I know how she feels.

 

[billygannon]

Me: "What does a zombie say?"
Bea: "Brraaains"

 

[Froog]

Me: "What does a zombie say?"
Bea: "Brraaains"

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[FiFi_LaRue]

I believe it's a phase- seemingly everything is smelly or disgusting at the moment

Ah yeah, my cousin's kids went through that phase a few months back. Maybe because it tends to elicit a reaction from the person on the receiving end My self esteem took quite a bashing!

 

[nooleen]

well i don't know about you but my cousins' houses always smell funny to me

 

[hugh]

I believe it's a phase- seemingly everything is smelly or disgusting at the moment

Anyone else discovered the delights of Morris The Mankiest Monster? I think it's the best children's book ever. An entire smorgasbord of bodily fluids - snot, pus, faeces - it's all there. I expect Spike Jonze will make a film version some time in the years to come.

 

[Lili Marlene]

there's a real trend in taking any idea and putting the word 'underpants' in the title in childrens books at the moment.

not a fan

 

[Goodbye]

Me: "What does a zombie say?"
Bea: "Brraaains"

Be sure to remind her that ZOMBIES DONT RUN

 

[billygannon]

I sing this song when I'm changing a nappy:

"Oh! Let's see what we've got...
In your nappy it's not snot...
It's probably poo, and wee-wee too...
And I hope that it's a lot"

 

[Goodbye]

Try:
"Nappy changing is quite fun
and remember zombies do not run"