Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[Wölflinge]

On walking into the bathroom while ddmurph was talking a piss:

"Daddy! You have a tail!"

 

[egg_]

(with toy stethoscope) Daddy, you're very sick. Your heart should be going "beat beat" but it's going "PLONK PLONK"

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

arrived home one day and herself and the smallie were up in the bedroom where smallie was trampolining on the bed singing

"mommies are the bosses.... kids are the bosses..... daddies are the slaves"


I pretended to be outraged and demanded to know where she learnt such an awful song.... and she looked sheepishly at herself as if to say "mom taught me.... and now our secret is out... you ARE our slave!!!!"

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

cara calls a fart a "Dirty Beep"

we calls 'em "bum burps"

 

[sweetoblivion]

arrived home one day and herself and the smallie were up in the bedroom where smallie was trampolining on the bed singing

"mommies are the bosses.... kids are the bosses..... daddies are the slaves"


I pretended to be outraged and demanded to know where she learnt such an awful song.... and she looked sheepishly at herself as if to say "mom taught me.... and now our secret is out... you ARE our slave!!!!"

clever kid

 

[hugh]

Not my child but my Niece ..

Niece: Hugh, I saw a boy on a motorbike today who had long hair just like you except it was brown.

Me: Sure, my hair is brown too isn't it?

Niece: No, it's grey.

 

[theweeyin]

Not my child but my Niece ..

Niece: Hugh, I saw a boy on a motorbike today who had long hair just like you except it was brown.

Me: Sure, my hair is brown too isn't it?

Niece: No, it's grey.

She's right, you know!

 

[egg_]

"School's not really what I expected - I thought it would be better than this"

 

[GO]

To Daisy repeatedly banging the doors of the kitchen press..

Me."Stop that would you!What are doing?"
Daisy."Making noise for you for your birthday.You love noise"

I think I may have over estimated her fondness for punk sounds.

 

[Pantone247]

"do you know why God doesn't come to earth?
cause the gravity pushes him away"

 

[lemonbravo]

While walking home from the school drop off with tillie this morning..

"look Tillie, there's chloe's mum (tillie's friend), what's her name?"

"Michael Jackson?"

 

[billygannon]

"Uncle Daddy"

 

[egg_]

"What's heaven, mam?"

"Well, some people think that after you die you go and live with god someplace, and that's heaven."

"Oh. Ok. I thought heaven was kind of like a grave."

 

[ddmurph]

"Who's that Daddy?"

"That's Masonna"

"She's dancing ... she's a bang girl"



... and here, masonna is a jelly fish apparently ...

 

[cesspooldublin]

"Daddy, you're stronger than God".

 

[jonah]

"What's heaven, mam?"

"Well, some people think that after you die you go and live with god someplace, and that's heaven."

"Oh. Ok. I thought heaven was kind of like a grave."

that's the best yet.

 

[snakybus]

Nora (finishing her weetabix): MORE WEETEEBIX!
Anna: Ha ha, you're a savage.

 

[pete]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa... stop shouting"

"Daddy's a big messer!"

me - "What does Santa Claus say?"
her - "HO HO!"
me - "Ho ho ho?"
her - "HO HO!"

we're still working on it

 

[hugh]

"Hugh, do you know what I want for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"An eyeball costume!"

 

[mark]

"Hugh, do you know what I want for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"An eyeball costume!"

she calls you hugh?

was at a birthday party along with hugh and family on saturday. there was face painting happening. kids were getting cats, tigers the usual stuff. except for hughs little girl. she had a massive eyeball painted onto her face. so funny.

good luck with sorting out that gift.