Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[Super Dexta]

My friend's six-year-old was telling me about a dream he had about zombies chasing his family.

me: Was it very scary?
him: I was bloody terrified!

It was the tone more than anything..

 

[postmasterswift]

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article4804594.ece

some quality remarks in there....

Angus, 5: I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

(also, the 6 year old jessica is quite on the ball!)

 

[Goodbye]

Not exactly a quote but I felt my baby's first kick last night - I feel like a kid who wants to open his presents on christmas eve.

"Can we not just take the baby out now and play with him/her for a while?".

heh heh heh
I feel the same way.

Put your ear up to the belly when the young'un is in a kickey mood.
Got a thud right in me earhole tudder night. Was hilarious.

Whats freaky though is when you can actually see the little bulges of movement.

Its very:

 

[egg_]

Wait until you get to 9 months. It's like a cat trying to get out of a bag

 

[Reets]

the kids having a crisis of faith, with the church being 'holy gods house' she presumed the priest was god (which he never denied, he's gonna burn in hell for that), we saw him on the way to school, she got a bit pissed off so he asked what's wrong.
"you're putting out your bins, god doesnt do things like that. you lied to me".
and the church loses another one.

 

[Corey]

"PAPA! WE NEED SMARTIES!!"

"emmmmm.....sorry babygirl, it looks like i'm out of money. Or somthing."

"S'FINE PAPA, COSUKNOWHAT?? COS YOU CAN BUY MORE MONEY IN THE SHOP ASWELL! -THEN WE CAN BUY SMARTIES, SEE???" (nodding)

 

[Pantone247]

"...so he had to get stictches"

"what! where did he get them?"

"from the doctor"

 

[lemonbravo]

"daddy! daddy!!!!"

son no.1 comes in, holding his head up displaying a small piece of lego shoved up his nostril.
my brother's in the room and cracks up laughing in the 'wow this stuff really happens, just like in the movies" sort of way.

I get the tweezers out and carefully try to remove what turns out to be some lego indiana jones treasure.

".emm...how exactly did you get the lego up your nose?"


"i couldn't help myself!"

much laughing

"no daddy, you can't laugh when it's the truth!"

 

[Skrankio-X]

Not my kid, but I was sitting with my friend while her 3 year old chased a Dora the Explorer ball round the park. The kid drops everything to stare down a girl walking with crutches. It looked like she thought it was some sort of mechanical person.

Anyway the Mam told me that she was awful embarassed when the fledgling pointed and shouted at a woman in the post office:

''Mam-eeeee? Why is that lady in a buggy?''

It was a wheelchair.

 

[Reets]

"my dinner tastes like dead"

 

[Pantone247]

"I'm very bossy am'nt I"

 

[egg_]

The scene: me, playing with Isabelle, about to sit down on a mat on the floor

Isabelle: "No dad, don't sit there. That's horsie's grass, YOU EEJIT!"

 

[snakybus]

Daddy, I wasn't hyperactid today!

 

[MDR]

My sister talking about something that happened years ago.

Her five-year-old son: 'I don't remember that'.
My sister: 'No, that happened years ago.'
Son: 'Was that when i was dead?'

 

[lemonbravo]

mrs bravo: "noah please stop touching your willy! do you need to go toilet or something?"

n: "no, ...i can't help myself"


me: "i know how you feel son"

da dum tish!

 

[Reets]

"your voice is gives me a headache, when do you stop? i still love yeah though".
that's the last time i read to her!

 

[snakybus]

Anna (2) on the phone to her grandad in America: "Obama?"

 

[Anthony]

we were discussing Adam's Festival Song this morning.
"why did he ask her for yoga mats?"
"because at posh festivals there is always an area for yoga and massages and things like that"
"where do they do the massages?"
"in tents"
"in tents??"
"yea in tents"
"what do you mean in tents"
"in the tents they give massages"
"in tents??"
"yea"
(this went on for a while)
finally he pulled a cross face and and grabbed at the air like a monster
"like this, in tents?"

he thought i meant "intense".

that's power rangers for you.

 

[Goodbye]

hahahaha

 

[hugh]

My sister talking about something that happened years ago.

Her five-year-old son: 'I don't remember that'.
My sister: 'No, that happened years ago.'
Son: 'Was that when i was dead?'

That's pretty profound I think.