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[snakybus]

Is there loads of guys out there with small willies who need replica watches at 10% off and also frequent the stock market while buying Cialis? What the fuck. Fucking spam bastarding arsemunching fuckdogs. Shag off would you. My penis is fine the way it is!

 

[Thebeard]

Thats what you think

 

[Pantone247]

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2008/04/24/48821.html

Shrinking penis panic causes chaos in Congo

 

[snakybus]

Thats what you think

you've seen it?

tell me more!

 

[tim]

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises

THE GREATEST NEWS REPORT EVER

 

[travispickle]

that happened to me once.
damn sorcerers.

 

[egg_]

What's a replica watch? Something that looks exactly like a watch that doesn't tell the time?

 

[Pantone247]

What's a replica watch? Something that looks exactly like a watch that doesn't tell the time?

not it does tell the time

but it's replica time

 

[cephalopod]

I suppose if you get your penis enlarged you can wear more of the replica watches along its lenth once it is suitably erect courtesy of the Cialis

 

[timbot]

not it does tell the time

but it's replica time

Subversive East German time

 

[Vinnie]

I thought this thread was going to offer me discount penis enlargement. I feel cheated.

 

[Pantone247]

imagine there was a button beside a posters profile you could press to make their penis shrink or grow depending on how amusing there post was

 

[Vinnie]

imagine there was a button beside a posters profile you could press to make their penis shrink or grow depending on how amusing there post was

What if you'd been really funny all day and your cock was about 17ft long and you were in agony and all you wanted as a reward for your next funny post was for someone to just please for the love of God make your penis shrink just a little but nobody knew and everybody just kept making it grow and eventually your penis grew so large that it came alive and completely consumed you and you spent the rest of your days eeking out a miserable existence inside your own left testicle?

 

[snakybus]

...or it got so long you had to wrap it around your neck like a scarf, and then you'd see something sexy and get a horn and accidentally choke yourself.

 

[Pantone247]

What if you'd been really funny all day and your cock was about 17ft long

that's what it's like being me every day Vinnie

oh yeah...

 

[Space]

What a about replica penis enlargement? I reckon there's a huge market for them.

 

[Cara]

What a about replica enlarged penises? I reckon there's a huge market for them.

Ann Summers and the like have that part of the market covered

 

[ernesto]

Ann Summers and the like have that part of the market covered

are they that big that they can cover the whole market?!

 

[Cara]

are they that big that they can cover the whole market?!

It's rumoured some can block out the sun

 

[evil bandit]

...or it got so long you had to wrap it around your neck like a scarf, and then you'd see something sexy and get a horn and accidentally choke yourself.

I get the horn and choke myself every morning but it's never by accident.