Penis enlargement (1 Viewer)

[La La]

Is there loads of guys out there with small willies who need replica watches at 10% off and also frequent the stock market while buying Cialis? What the fuck. Fucking spam bastarding arsemunching fuckdogs. Shag off would you. My penis is fine the way it is!

how do you think i feel? im a chick and those spammers seem to think my penis isn't big enough either!

 

[Cara]

Those emails are gas,

Can't jazz it with your girlfriend because your instrument is too small?

Jazz it, I love it, sex should only ever be referred to as jazzing it

 

[rettucs]

how do you think i feel? im a chick and those spammers seem to think my penis isn't big enough either!

in fairness they do have a point

 

[snakybus]

how do you think i feel? im a chick and those spammers seem to think my penis isn't big enough either!

Not just me then.....phew!

 

[Squiggle]

how do you think i feel? im a chick and those spammers seem to think my penis isn't big enough either!

I was a bit worried myself for a while... and then they started arriving with the subject "Hey Vinnie!"

Mistaken identity is such a bitch.

Vinnie, I have your discount penis enlargement email offers somewhere in my junk mail folder, want me to forward them?

 

[La La]

in fairness they do have a point

Not just me then.....phew!

penis envy is a cross i must bear.

 

[rettucs]

penis envy is a cross i must bear.

ah if you had one you'd be only worrying that it wasn't big enough

you're better off

 

[Vinnie]

Do ladies get emails promising miracle solutions for bucket fannies? Is there sexual equality in spam? I feel a protest march coming on. In my pants.

 

[snakybus]

I'm glad this thread is finally expanding. It was really small for ages there. Took some coaxing but it's finally getting bigger. I've a feeling it's gonna be a whopper.

 

[Vinnie]

Now you can finally drive ladies wild with the size of your thread

 

[rettucs]

I'm glad this thread is finally expanding. It was really small for ages there. Took some coaxing but it's finally getting bigger. I've a feeling it's gonna be a whopper.

this is catholic Ireland after all. Takes us a while to come out of our shells

 

[snakybus]

Now you can finally drive ladies wild with the size of your thread

yep, just go with the flow is my motto, don't try and tame the monster

 

[La La]

I feel a protest march coming on. In my pants.

that looks like a pricket - not a protest.

 

[Vinnie]

that looks like a pricket - not a protest.

Protesticle

 

[Vinnie]

Scrotest