Parents who dont let couples sleep in the same bed.. (1 Viewer)

[Cara]

with your boyfriend there?

did you try drown them out?

did you have a sex off?

No, but we put dialogue to it, like Badly Dubbed Porn.

 

[theweeyin]

No, but we put dialogue to it, like Badly Dubbed Porn.

What like "sex with mum and dad"?

 

[Doctor Muscles]

beds or girlfriends?

Is there a difference?

One always makes the other tolerable...

What about white parents who approve of white on white action for their kids, but white on black being a no....

that's real bad innit?

Race traitor.

 

[La La]

are you guyse all bucking people who still live with their parents?

 

[Pantone247]

are you guyse all bucking people who still live with their parents?

no, no, we just like taking the trip out to have sex within earshot of our parents

 

[Squiggle]

it's time to drag the parents into the 21st century. when one returns to the familial abode after having left, it should be as a guest, and as such, should be afforded the rights of a guest. unless of course you're the type who turns up with a bag of washing, or reverts to the mood of a teenager and has a strop.

of course, what was my room is no more. do you still have a room or is it a gym?

My parents always put unmarried guests in separate rooms too. Actually, in all the years of visitors I'm the only 'guest' they made an exception for, but only with one ex, and only after we'd been living together for a couple of years.

It kinda freaked me out to be honest, I never asked for us to be put in the same room, neither of us had a problem with following the house rules and we visited pretty often. Then one visit Mum just came out with "you're both in the end bedroom" and everyone in the room looked shocked including us. Riding was totally out of the question though.

 

[rettucs]

apparently there are still B+Bs in this country where you'll be asked if you're married if you turn up with a member of the opposite sex. If you're not they'll turn you away.

I heard it on gerry ryan once.

true story.

 

[Hector Grey]

My parents always put unmarried guests in separate rooms too. Actually, in all the years of visitors I'm the only 'guest' they made an exception for, but only with one ex, and only after we'd been living together for a couple of years.

It kinda freaked me out to be honest, I never asked for us to be put in the same room, neither of us had a problem with following the house rules and we visited pretty often. Then one visit Mum just came out with "you're both in the end bedroom" and everyone in the room looked shocked including us. Riding was totally out of the question though.

how many room does your fathers house have? many?
plus, not being rude, how old are these parents... is it a generational thing or just a parent thing. my daughter, for example, better not look at a boy. in anyways, if she came home with a lad they'd both have to share the shed cos we've no space. but that that's in the future. kids will be moving out a lot earlier in the future too. i reckon 8 is long enough.

 

[muffin]

apparently there are still B+Bs in this country where you'll be asked if you're married if you turn up with a member of the opposite sex. If you're not they'll turn you away.

I heard it on gerry ryan once.

true story.

I can totally imagine that's true. We had to stay in a B&B last year when we were going to a funeral last year down in Pilltown. Obviously it was all booked in a hurry so the boy's dad arranged it. When we got there the owner asked if we were married. We said no and then she started doling out the rooms. She gave the boys sister the room with the double bed even though she was on her own and we got a room with seperate beds and religious paraphenalia everywhere. Freaky as crap..

 

[classic seanc]

apparently there are still B+Bs in this country where you'll be asked if you're married if you turn up with a member of the opposite sex. If you're not they'll turn you away.

I heard it on gerry ryan once.

true story.

“Are you married?”
“Yes, absolutely……oh, you mean to each other”

 

[Squiggle]

how many room does your fathers house have? many?
plus, not being rude, how old are these parents... is it a generational thing or just a parent thing. my daughter, for example, better not look at a boy. in anyways, if she came home with a lad they'd both have to share the shed cos we've no space. but that that's in the future. kids will be moving out a lot earlier in the future too. i reckon 8 is long enough.

It's an old farmhouse so there are 5 bedrooms, but if there was a full house one or more of us (the family) would sleep on a floor if necessary. My parents aren't all that old. They just don't approve of sex outside marriage and won't facilitate it in their home, which is fair enough. I haven't lived at home for a very long time and while I was still there I didn't have a problem with the house rules. It's a non-smoking house too and I never smoke, even outside, when I visit.

You could always pack the kids off to a boarding school and make it someone else's problem

 

[therealjohnny]

The only thing I have against it is the constant criticism from my parents "haven't you heard of foreplay?" " get some rhythm for gods sake" "whats the matter with you" "now you make sure you satisfy her needs you hear me?" etc etc

 

[rettucs]

The only thing I have against it is the constant criticism from my parents "haven't you heard of foreplay?" " get some rhythm for gods sake" "whats the matter with you" "now you make sure you satisfy her needs you hear me?" etc etc

is it true you got grounded once cos you couldn't satisfy a moh?

 

[wild_cat]

Two people can fit perfectly fine into a single bed, well not unless your one of those people who sleeps all sprawled out.

 

[therealjohnny]

is it true you got grounded once cos you couldn't satisfy a moh?

So embarrassing

Dad got so annoyed he was all " oh for gods sake THIS is how its done.." So he pushed me out of the way and proceded to show me what I was doing wrong...as usual.

My girlfriend didn't know where to look

 

[La La]

Two people can fit perfectly fine into a single bed, well not unless your one of those people who sleeps all sprawled out.

i'm not necessarily the latter, i just find the single bed double cramped sleeps a pain in the face. spooning is great but after a while you get overheated. it's just not comfy imho. double bed sleeps all the way! that way you can be together - just not all up in each other's personal space the whole night. poifeck.

 

[Jill Hives]

Two people can fit perfectly fine into a single bed, well not unless your one of those people who sleeps all sprawled out.

Not if one sleeps on their back. Sharing single beds are nothing but a pain in the back... or maybe my body is just old.

 

[wild_cat]

Ive actually pushed people out of single beds for being sprawlers, they usually steal covers to.

But at a house party or something like its better to have a shit sleep in a single bed with another person or be confined to the bath or a kitchen table. God forbid waking up with asthma from going to sleep drunk on the dogs cushion yoke.

 

[Pantone247]

has anyone ever picked up some skank at a bar and took them back to the parents for a scuffle under the duvet?

had did that go down with the folks?

 

[rettucs]

So embarrassing

Dad got so annoyed he was all " oh for gods sake THIS is how its done.." So he pushed me out of the way and proceded to show me what I was doing wrong...as usual.

My girlfriend didn't know where to look

mucho respect. Thats a parent who really takes an active role in their child's upbringing. Pity there aren't more like him