Parents who dont let couples sleep in the same bed.. (2 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

As long as they could watch, my folks never had a problem with it

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

my friend's parents have slept in separate beds for the last 18 years or so. although i'm pretty sure that's because they no longer love eachother.

 

[classic seanc]

They don't say "sleep in separate rooms", but they definitely don't say "you two don't have to sleep in separate rooms."

But y'know, whatever. I'm a grown up. If any of you ever stay at my house you'll be able to sleep with who ever you like, where ever you like.

 

[therealjohnny]

They don't say "sleep in separate rooms", but they definitely don't say "you two don't have to sleep in separate rooms."

But y'know, whatever. I'm a grown up. If any of you ever stay at my house you'll be able to sleep with who ever you like, where ever you like.

cool- bagsy your wife and your bed

 

[ravishinrikrude]

if i'm going out with the girl and my ma knows her it's all cool. i've also told some terrible fibs to get the girls up to my room 'mother dearest my friend blah is locked out of her house and her parents are away for the night, she'll be taking the top bunk ok'.
ah the advantages of having the same shite bunk bed for 15 years.

 

[bogmanfan]

My gf's old man really doesn't like the idea, but her ma's cool about it. I always sleep in her bed, it's just never spoken about...

 

[classic seanc]

cool- bagsy your wife and your bed

Change the sheets when you're finished. God knows she won't

 

[Hector Grey]

My gf's old man really doesn't like the idea, but her ma's cool about it. I always sleep in her bed, it's just never spoken about...

you sleep in the ma's bed? no wonder the old man doesn't like it.

 

[Vinnie]

I find that that the tension is always eased if you've already slept with her grandmother at an earlier date

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

window, ladder, 3rd base!

 

[maims bond]

window, ladder, 3rd base!

What's anal in terms of bases? And oral as well for that matter? Maybe the analogy needs updating, perhaps a boxing match? Plenty of scope for 12 rounds.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Youse all had multiple beds in yisser gaffs?

 

[classic seanc]

What's anal in terms of bases?

OUT OF THE PARK1!!1

 

[therealjohnny]

Did anyone ever try and "race" their parents?

Like, you hear their bedsprings going so you make a sort of sex-derby out of it?

 

[Vinnie]

What's anal in terms of bases?

The long awkward walk down the tunnel

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

What's anal in terms of bases? And oral as well for that matter? Maybe the analogy needs updating, perhaps a boxing match? Plenty of scope for 12 rounds.

 

[maims bond]

OUT OF THE PARK1!!1

 

[Froog]

Did anyone ever try and "race" their parents?

Like, you hear their bedsprings going so you make a sort of sex-derby out of it?

how about "danger-wanking"? you start jerking off in your room and call loudly for your parents. you have to try finish before they open your door.

 

[therealjohnny]

swinging/swapping with your parents?

 

[Jill Hives]

their house, their rules

Yep. Took years for my parents to finally let go of that one. I lived with my boyfriend of 6 years and they still made us sleep on separately...even on different floors.