Overstepping boundaries? (1 Viewer)

[muffin]

but he went to the trouble of stealing the mirror from the bathroom in the middle of the night to help him see over the thing...i know because i noticed it was missing when i was brushing my hair..he also rang in sick to work the next time i stayed over in the hopes of seeing something he shouldnt..pervert..he actually totally gives me the creeps..and i saw his bebo the other day...i should have befriended him..

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

but he went to the trouble of stealing the mirror from the bathroom in the middle of the night to help him see over the thing...i know because i noticed it was missing when i was brushing my hair.

this is incontrovertible evidence.

 

[muffin]

stop it!!!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

a lot of guys like to watch their buddies fuck

 

[rettucs]

...so to get my own back i rubbed peeping toms toothbrush in the ex's jizz when there was some on the bed...never told him obviously..

I wish I knew what you looked like cos part of me is thinking that this might have been a small price to pay to watch you in action.|..|

 

[Bladez]

Wait. Am I lost? Where's the thread about the re-arranging of the furniture in the flat?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

One of my old housemates once told people I cleaned myself with a brillo pad because he found the one I'd just used to clean the bath in the bathroom. Mental.

Beau Bummell used to scrub himself with a wire brush so you're obviously a fashion genius if you used a brillo pad.

 

[flashback]

Wait. Am I lost? Where's the thread about the re-arranging of the furniture in the flat?

I was going to ask, but, like, I was hoping someone else might.

Is yer wan back yet or what? And if so, is she a fan of Victor Chavez or no?

 

[Bladez]

Yeah. She came back. That was somewhere around page 20. She freaked out a little but things have settled back down to the way they used to be. Then, I believe, a sexual pervert entered the picture and the thread went off in a different direction.

 

[flashback]

oh right. I got lost when it hit that Reece's pieces buzz.

Which are completely rotten by the way. Reece's diabetes more like wha?

 

[Bladez]

oh I missed that bit completely. What are Reece's pieces?

EDIT. Nevermind. I see that Hershey makes them. Enough said.

 

[flashback]

EDIT. Nevermind. I see that Hershey makes them. Enough said.

right.
Two sayings I particularly like, a US one, Hershey's / Hershey Squirts for diarrhea

(And, "learning Norwegian" is a Finnish one for reefing your guts up.)

Hershey Squirts was very apt though I thought.

 

[São Paulo Punk]

i once shared a house with 3 girls. 3 country girls. 3 civil servant country girls.

oh, the stories. it was so bad i moved back home to mammy and daddy.

Sweet Jesus! Me too.

Off the South Circular Road? Did they go to Copper Face Jacks a lot? Was there a pile of Bon Jovi videos beside the TV?

 

[Diddles]

this is JUST the type of rejuvenation this thread needed.

huzzah.

No, Lord D, this is JUST the type of rejuvenation THUMPED needed!! Dirty stories and use of words like 'jizz'.

Well done Muffin!!!

 

[Pantone247]

he looked over the door that one time because he was worried about the racket and commotion coming from your bedroom. just incase it was you and yer man, and not wanting to disturb the rutting, he had a quick peep over the door to make sure it wasnt skangers ripping the place apart and wrecking all your stuff. in return he gets a jizzy toothbrush and scurrilous rumours spread around about him and all his friends cast him out. nice one

the rythmic noise outside the door was probably him dousing holy water on the room so God would forgive you for your sinful ways

 

[pete]

Sweet Jesus! Me too.

Off the South Circular Road? Did they go to Copper Face Jacks a lot? Was there a pile of Bon Jovi videos beside the TV?

no, blackhorse avenue. and i don't think they went anywhere.

 

[Hector Grey]

no, blackhorse avenue. and i don't think they went anywhere.

did you ride one of them?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

im sure it got back to him that we knew..

I'm not so sure. But I think about it everytime I see him. He got a girlfriend in the end didn't he? Then for a while he seemed to have millions of girlfriends, some of whom had other boyfriends and there were stories of people being after him (to beat him up) and the like. I think I'll make the trip out home this weekend, meet up with him and tell him the jizz story over coffee. Then I'll say: "how does that make you feel?" and drop a menacing chuckle.

Will report back.

 

[classic seanc]

one of my exes lived with the weirdest dude of all time who at one time got his jollies by looking through the window on the top of the door at us doing stuff..when we found out we didnt know if it was the first time or what so were suitably freaked out..so the ex covers up the window thing over the door that he had been looking through..so next time were up to stuff we hear this noise outside the door..a rhythmic kind of noise..he was obviously having a wank outside the door..disgusting stuff...so to get my own back i rubbed peeping toms toothbrush in the ex's jizz when there was some on the bed...never told him obviously..

i'll get my coat..

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

I'm not so sure. But I think about it everytime I see him. He got a girlfriend in the end didn't he? Then for a while he seemed to have millions of girlfriends, some of whom had other boyfriends and there were stories of people being after him (to beat him up) and the like. I think I'll make the trip out home this weekend, meet up with him and tell him the jizz story over coffee. Then I'll say: "how does that make you feel?" and drop a menacing chuckle.

Will report back.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

 

[Pantone247]

speaking of overstepping boundarys...

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=896017&postcount=399