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[killy kill]

For those that missed it

That's amazing!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

how much does a pitchfork writer get paid?

Depends on the size of their trust fund.

 

[cephalopod]

Do ya reckon if Pitchfork gave Obama a 7 he'd still have a chance of becoming president?

 

[timbot]

Do ya reckon if Pitchfork gave Obama a 7 he'd still have a chance of becoming president?

More of the same from the democratic party. Despite the attempt to shake things up with a new frontman this emerges as another solid, if uninspired, album from the Democratic party (cool name guys). Have you heard of Wolf Parade though...?

 

[Mitchum]

Do ya reckon if Pitchfork gave Obama a 7 he'd still have a chance of becoming president?

One of your heroes get a 4.2 rating?

 

[Moods For Mallards]

More of the same from the democratic party. Despite the attempt to shake things up with a new frontman this emerges as another solid, if uninspired, album from the Democratic party (cool name guys). Have you heard of Wolf Parade though...?

Not as humorous as the Bell X1 review imho.

 

[Pantone247]

Not as humorous as the Bell X1 review imho.

what would give it? 7.2? 8.4?

 

[Vinnie]

This is the best Pitchfork/Democratic Party thread on Thumped for ages

 

[timbot]

Not as humorous as the Bell X1 review imho.

Hahaha, well, I won't give up the day job for a place at the Onion. (But a job at the Onion AV Club - that would be great!)

 

[cephalopod]

One of your heroes get a 4.2 rating?

Yeah, The Kings of Leon

 

[Mitchum]

Yeah, The Kings of Leon

Getting in a tizzy about a Pitchfork review is soooo Arcade Fire.

 

[Pantone247]

who'd win in a Review Off between Mitchum and Mood For Mods?


like I even have to ask!

 

[Moods For Mallards]

what would give it? 7.2? 8.4?

I work on a more Q-influenced star-rating system, Pantone.
I give the Pitchfork Bell X1 piece an impressive 4 stars.
I give Timbot's imitation piece a solid 4 stars.

 

[Mitchum]

Based on his writing style on this here board my money's on Mood For Mods.

 

[cephalopod]

Getting in a tizzy about a Pitchfork review is soooo Arcade Fire.

I only punch the wall when my fav band (Kings of Leon) gets a bad review in the Herald.

Which they didn't *****

Well done on bypassing the pitfall of referring to them as The Arcade Fire!

Something which I probably would have done.

 

[Pantone247]

Based on his writing style on this here board my money's on Mood For Mods.

no way big guy, you'd pontificate the fuck out of him

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Based on his writing style on this here board my money's on Mood For Mods.

Yeah, I can pull of the "one word quoted from preceding post" style for my reviews.
Review of Animal Collective album:
"Animal" if good
"Collective" if bad
Review of Bloc Party album
"Bloc" if bad
"Party" if good.

And so on.

 

[Froog]

this thread's hovering around the 5.2 mark. paltry and uninspired, it sucks worse than an anteater with a punctured snout. it smells a little like julia robert's armpit.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Does anyone, you know, just listen to a record and decide for themselves whether or not they like it, based on their taste?

 

[theoootini]

Does anyone, you know, just listen to a record and decide for themselves whether or not they like it, based on their taste?

rofl