Not no flies on me. Flies on me! (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Is there anything dead in you gaf?

Apart from my spirit, no. I was wondering the same thing, like if some little critter had died somewhere without telling us, but I don't think so -- there's no funny smell, apart from the normally funny smell that comes from me. We've had them since we moved in, and they are just as persistent whether the house is tidy or dirty (it's somewhere in between right now).

 

[rettucs]

pay some little scrote to take a dump in one of the corners of one of your rooms. That'll keep the flies off everything else

 

[jane]

pay some little scrote to take a dump in one of the corners of one of your rooms. That'll keep the flies off everything else

I don't think we'd need to pay anyone. In fairness to the flies, they're not as bad as the mice I had in the old gaff. Them things were bold little cunts.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

what kind of flies? big or small?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i have a great method for getting rid of small flies. fruit flies that is.

 

[jane]

Hang on, I'll ask them.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

what they say?

 

[therealjohnny]

At this point I'd just like to say that flies are living creatures and should be treated with respect!

I don't get Thumped, everyone gets up in arms when it comes to abusing furry animals and quorns and what have you, but when it comes to the smaller creatures everyone wants to kill them.

Typical Thumped double standards

harumph

good day

 

[jane]

what they say?

One of them is currently humping the wood grain on the kitchen table. Actually, just after I wrote that, they all disappeared. Are you doing your method right now?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

OK get this:

you get a two litre plastic bottle - coke or whatever - and cut the top off so you have a kinda funnell.

put a slice of apple or some fruit in the bottom bit of the bottle.

put the funnell bit upside down into the bottom bottle bit .

now flies get in but cant get out.




now bring the fly filled bottle to johnnystresses' gaff and let them in the letterbox

 

[CitySickness]

If you type 'humping' the flies get turned on and have to go pull the stomach off themselves. They'll be back in a few minutes.

 

[ann post]

 

[CitySickness]

i have a great method for getting rid of small flies. fruit flies that is.

Homophobe.

 

[magicbastarder]

get a venus flytrap. you can feed the little blighters to it.

 

[ernesto]

Homophobe.

better that than a homoprobe

 

[therealjohnny]

now bring the fly filled bottle to johnnystresses' gaff and let them in the letterbox

wait! Don't do this!

 

[jane]

wait! Don't do this!

Too late! I'm combining Code Ninja's idea with scutter's. Welcome to my shiny new shite!

 

[therealjohnny]

For all that is holy look what you've gone and done now codeninja!!

Mark my words, If get home and find an american journalist/archaeolist/social commentator/jogger/thumpeder person funneling shit/flies/shitty files or any other matter into my letterbox you'll be sorry!

 

[jane]

For all that is holy look what you've gone and done now codeninja!!

Mark my words, If get home and find an american journalist/archaeolist/social commentator/jogger/thumpeder person funneling shit/flies/shitty files or any other matter into my letterbox you'll be sorry!

Too late, I've already followed through.

 

[therealjohnny]

Right!

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