sweetoblivion
Well-Known Member
16 days! wow! Hope it all goes well for you and your wife, MDR
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I'm writing a limerick in preparation for the event, but can't think of a rhyme for Episiotomy.
There was a pregnant woman with not a lot of gee
Who needed an episotomy
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah something frontal lobe labotomy
I'm writing a limerick in preparation for the event, but can't think of a rhyme for Episiotomy.
On a clear and crispy night
Mrs MDR gathered all her might
and as the babs pushed through her anatomy
she screamed THATS THE LAST TIME YOUR COMIN ON TO ME
with that the doc cut an episiotomy
sorry but i couldn't do any better than that dramatic gorefest of a crap limerick. Good Luck anyway
I'm writing a limerick in preparation for the event, but can't think of a rhyme for Episiotomy.
I'm an idiot. Its only 2 weeks today. Thats sleep deprivation for yiz...2 1/2.
i had no idea what an episiotomy was!thanks for ruining Christmas thumped peeps!I have a pain in my vag just thinking about it....adoption is on the cards for miss cpr!
was it here or somewhere else i read that babies (very young babies) love white noise - as it reminds them of being in the womb...
i had no idea what an episiotomy was!thanks for ruining Christmas thumped peeps!I have a pain in my vag just thinking about it....adoption is on the cards for miss cpr!
do some women apply oils (like Vit E) there before the birth to, er, help it stretch and what not?
Jesus this childbirth lark is no joke. Why do we do it again!!?
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