More Gumtree Comedy (2 Viewers)

[nooleen]

restaurant patrick guilbaud

 

[Bastard Eoin]

Man, if I had boobs I'd so let some randomer drink my wee for a fiddy squids, then again, if I had boobs...

 

[danmadge]

Some girl should go and meet him with some pre-bottled male pee, then the joke will be on him. Ho ho.

 

[Bastard Eoin]

Yeah, maybe I could get Karen to go down and meet him. I'd be in the jax, we'd rendezvous outside, make the wee swap then...BAM...easy money!!

Drink up sucka!!

 

[Anarcho Munk]

What a pisshead.

 

[the strange guy]

I'm willing to bet €2 I know who posted that.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

What a pisshead.

 

[nooleen]

I'm willing to bet €2 I know who posted that.

do tell. is it jamie?

 

[the strange guy]

I can't tell; don't want to be accused of slander.
It's soooo him, though.

 

[MARYJANE]

Really though, I can't believe what people build up into something in their heads based on seeing someone they find attractive for a few minutes on the street or on a bus. Have a wank and move on, people!

 

[nooleen]

gee, wonder if that guy is still single. either that or he has a girlfriend that everyone else hates but he tries to pretend is amazing.

 

[nooleen]

am i coming across a little bitter this evening?

 

[the strange guy]

No more than usual.

 

[nooleen]

hmm, that's pretty bitter

 

[Gambra]

Not really, that guy is all memememememe, what about anything he'd do for her?

 

[nooleen]

he'd write a zine about her and spend all of 5 minutes on the layout to make it look raw and unfinished, while wanking off over old copies of cometbus.

 

[the strange guy]

He's giving her money and the confidence
to piss in a bottle for strangers.
Could anyone ask for more?

 

[nooleen]

i thought we were talking about the loser zine-wuss guy.

 

[the strange guy]

Oh.
Yeh, fuck those low confidence losers.
YOU'LL DIE ALONE, ZINEGUY!

 

[nooleen]

he'll probably die in a copy shop, waxing lyrical about how awesome the shit coffee is, surrounded by other asexual losers in black plastic-frame glasses, all clutching a copy of 'despite everything'.