Minor complaints thread (24 Viewers)

[egg_]

I can't see anything in it for people who live here their whole lives.

You mean you can't see anything in it for you. How many tourists would you say attended the parade in Slane, Co. Meath? Approximately none. How many locals? Loads

 

[Jill Hives]

If I hear "Murder on the Dance Floor" one more time, I swear blood will come out of my ears.

 

[seanc]

Do you think you're going to burn this god damn house right down?

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Some cool little guitar parts on that song.

 

[Cormcolash]

If I hear "Murder on the Dance Floor" one more time, I swear blood will come out of my ears.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

 

[ernesto]

If I hear "Murder on the Dance Floor" one more time, I swear blood will come out of my ears.

It's awful.
The only way it's bearable is by imagining the lovely Sophie E-B singing it

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

It's awful.
The only way it's bearable is by imagining the lovely Sophie E-B singing it

On your lap.

 

[ernesto]

On your lap.

Lap, face, sideboard. A new place for every time

 

[ann post]

Stop writing these things.

I don't want to think of you guys when I think of Sophie.

 

[nuke terrorist]

You mean you can't see anything in it for you. How many tourists would you say attended the parade in Slane, Co. Meath? Approximately none. How many locals? Loads

How many locals go around Meath wearing jerseys with Bective Stud written on them? Loads.
I don't care what those Kepak Meatheads do.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Stop writing these things.

I don't want to think of you guys when I think of Sophie.

I have a lovely lap in fairness.

 

[seanc]

Stop writing these things.

I don't want to think of you guys when I think of Sophie.

This has all gone a bit 2004.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

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[seanc]

If I hear "Murder on the Dance Floor" one more time, I swear blood will come out of my ears.

Just watched the video for this. There is a dance routine, but the video also has loads of other dancing, which is sort of the point. Hard to do, but I imagine it would be fun to try at a wedding or similar.
Though yes I'd hate to listen to it over and over every weekday afternoon. I know I know I know I know I know.

 

[seanc]

Someone else just mentioned butter, so...

For reasons, there was at one point here 7, count them 7, different packs of butter going. I think each of us forgot we already had butter and we didn't want to take other peoples butter, so the butters just stayed there. Chucked some out today, the expiry date on one was December. Bunch of knobs* . At least they all like butter and not hydrogenated vegetable shite.
And then the butter I had in the fridge was dated March 11th.

*Butter pun. If you can think of a butter pun I'd like to hear it.

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[Anthony]

How many locals go around Meath wearing jerseys with Bective Stud written on them? Loads.
I don't care what those Kepak Meatheads do.

Bective Stud had their first winner at Cheltnam at the weekend, the owners bought rounds of drinks for the whole pub in Navan. Quite a big pub it was too.

 

[therealjohnny]

Someone else just mentioned butter, so...

For reasons, there was at one point here 7, count them 7, different packs of butter going. I think each of us forgot we already had butter and we didn't want to take other peoples butter, so the butters just stayed there. Chucked some out today, the expiry date on one was December. Bunch of knobs* . At least they all like butter and not hydrogenated vegetable shite.
And then the butter I had in the fridge was dated March 11th.

*Butter pun. If you can think of a butter pun I'd like to hear it.

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I reckon I could churn out a butter related pun if I put my mind to it

 

[egg_]

Tourists are welcome to Paddy's day.
I can't see anything in it for people who live here their whole lives.

How many locals go around Meath wearing jerseys with Bective Stud written on them? Loads.

So you think Paddy's day is stupid because only people you look down on like it?

 

[ann post]

I'm not really up to date on obscure punk, or horses but i thought bective stud was a name for a band for a bit there.

 

[chris d]

Yis love your parades anyways dont yis.