Minor complaints thread (29 Viewers)

[Reets]

I’ve just noticed that we’ve no fire extinguisher, smoke alarm or carbon monoxide alarm.
This can only end well.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I’ve just noticed that we’ve no fire extinguisher, smoke alarm or carbon monoxide alarm.
This can only end well.

If 1980s public safety adds are to be believed once you don’t smoke in bed, don’t overload sockets, and don’t leave chip pans unattended you’ll be grand

 

[magicbastarder]

WHERE'S GRANDAD

 

[Reets]

We have a fireguard, so that’s something at least.

 

[seanc]

The last two are easily fixed. Fire extinguishers are a little trickier.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

The last two are easily fixed. Fire extinguishers are a little trickier.

We got ours in Ikea.

I need batteries for our smoke alarms, I’ll sort that out this week. I also need to check my carbon monoxide alarm but haven’t lit a fire in about 9 months so haven’t needed it.

 

[dudley]

If 1980s public safety adds are to be believed once you don’t smoke in bed, don’t overload sockets, and don’t leave chip pans unattended you’ll be grand

"did ye put de cat out?"

 

[nuke terrorist]

"did ye put de cat out?"

FOUND IT! wanted to post this a few times over the years.

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[JohnnyRaz]

The horror…

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[chris d]

I bought a small tin of sardines thinking I was a pure lad and would eat it for the protein.

How I'm going to eat that shit.

 

[ernesto]

I bought a small tin of sardines thinking I was a pure lad and would eat it for the protein.

How I'm going to eat that shit.

In tomato sauce?
Bit of buttery toast is yer only man

 

[GO]

I bought a small tin of sardines thinking I was a pure lad and would eat it for the protein.

How I'm going to eat that shit.

On toast with a squirt of mayonnaise ..gorgeous

 

[ann post]

I bought a small tin of sardines thinking I was a pure lad and would eat it for the protein.

How I'm going to eat that shit.

Great source of vitamin D over the winter months

 

[Anthony]

straight out of the can with a fork. mmmmmm

 

[Deadmanposting]

I’ve just noticed that we’ve no fire extinguisher, smoke alarm or carbon monoxide alarm.
This can only end well.

I've ripped all mine out at various times
Often with a broom and my bare hands in pajamas

They beep
Can't be having the ol' beeping when I'm trying to sleep

Not planning to burn my house down or idle a car in the house either

Should be fine

 

[pete]

FOUND IT! wanted to post this a few times over the years.

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[Reets]

I’m trying by East 17s stay another day on cassette (it’s for the kid).
The cassette is £1.49 but with P&P and import chargers it £15.11.
What the actual fuck?!?

 

[seanc]

I bought a small tin of sardines thinking I was a pure lad and would eat it for the protein.

How I'm going to eat that shit.

I'd go for cans of mackerel fillets in tomato sauce. I'd keep it in my work bag and eat in an emergency. Hunger is a great sauce. It's v effective for the protein.

Housemate here used to eat sardines straight out of the can. That and coffee was his diet until he got a girlfriend.
I agree with you though, sardines are rank.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Tinned tuna is the only tinned fish I like. I eat all those other fish fresh but tinned they’re a bit gross.

 

[ann post]

I love mackeral in tomato sauce - i usually make it the centre of my lunch salad when i'm home.