Minor complaints thread (33 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

Double post.

 

[Reets]

They're teenagers so unless you flash them, they'll probably just pretend you're not there.

 

[washingcattle]

Some teenagers must have gotten an address wrong and ended up in the sitting room with me. I though the door was locked and got a fright so I wasn't massively polite about it.
I feel like a bit of a cunt now.

Double post.

Hang on what the fuck is gong on here ? Do you two live together ? Did they get into your house without permission ?

 

[washingcattle]

There's teenagers, so unless you flash them, they'll probably just pretend you're not there.

If you do flash them and they pretend you're not there though...... That would be crushing.


I'd imagine.

#neverflashedteenagers

 

[Jill Hives]

We live across the driveway from each other. A house and a cottage on the same land.
Landowner's kid and drunken friends.

 

[Reets]

I live in the guest cottage. Yep, that's how big this place is.
I told them they had the wrong place when they started rattling the door, but I guess it was selective deafness. I was half asleep on the sofa, so they scared the fuck out of me.
There's a gas mask in the window and two swords by the door, I wouldnt have had the balls to come in here.

 

[Jill Hives]

I really hate teenagers.

 

[Reets]

I told you already, kill them before they breed.

 

[Jill Hives]

Can you see my sad face through the window?

 

[Reets]

Who's that behind you?

 

[Jill Hives]

Worst dance music ever!
One just wandered off, pure horror film set up.

 

[Jill Hives]

Did the clocks just go back?

 

[Reets]

Either that or my time machine worked.

 

[washingcattle]

This is brilliant. It's like that time a comedian live tweeted some couples break up.

Jill Hives night of shit craic as brought to you by thumped.com


What'll happen next. I really hope there's a love story.

 

[Reets]

They're over beside me again now.
All I can make out is "OH MY GOOODDDD" in about 5 different voices.

 

[washingcattle]

They're over beside me again now.
All I can make out is "OH MY GOOODDDD" in about 5 different voices.

Boggers saying "Oh my god" is possibly the funniest thing in the world. It's like when you see a builder ordering a latte while smoking an e cigarette on his way to yoga.

 

[nooleen]

We live across the driveway from each other. A house and a cottage on the same land.
Landowner's kid and drunken friends.

but why are they in your house?

 

[therealjohnny]

What time is it? I don't know if my phone and iPad automatically reset and upc is off again. All I know is the cats are roaring and banging on the kitchen door and its not even light yet.

 

[Jill Hives]

but why are they in your house?

It's not my house.
A friend is kindly letting me crash until I have mine done up.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Why in the name of God did you let them in if they were trying to go somewhere else?