Minor complaints thread (5 Viewers)

[simcard]

Plucking nasal hairs sounds like the most painful thing ever.

snorting a lighter works. started out as a joke but turned out to be effective.

 

[jonah]

I pluck the hair from my ears with a tweezers, very sore. Unfortunately my ears have become ridiculously hairy. The tip of my nose needs a bit of attention too.

Aaaaaaagh. I scanned that too quickly and read it as EYES and nearly threw my laptop across the room.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

snorting a lighter works. started out as a joke but turned out to be effective.

I am not sticking a lighter up my nose.

Is there anyone that actually does this?

Also, men's grooming thread - ffs!

 

[Unicron]

Also, men's grooming

Oxymoron

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Oxymoron

I'm not going to lie. That hurt.

 

[rettucs]

I'm very tempted.

don't. Its too cold. Wait til spring.

 

[Jill Hives]

My boss is lucky that I had noting to throw at his head a few minutes ago.
Come on Obama!
I want to go home.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I am not sticking a lighter up my nose.

Is there anyone that actually does this?

Also, men's grooming thread - ffs!

A scissors works fine.

 

[Psycho Punk]

My boss is lucky that I had noting to throw at his head a few minutes ago.
Come on Obama!
I want to go home.

If you had a dog you could have set it on him.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I'm very tempted.

This style.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Aaaaaaagh. I scanned that too quickly and read it as EYES and nearly threw my laptop across the room.

Don't girls do that to their eyelashes? I've been assuming that you might even take a scissors to them on occasion - something that I would never consider.

 

[jonah]

Don't girls do that to their eyelashes? I've been assuming that you might even take a scissors to them on occasion - something that I would never consider.

Au contraire Shaney, one of the most important things about being a girl is maintaining as many thick and luxurious eyelashes as possible. A bald eyelid is the worst!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Don't girls do that to their eyelashes? I've been assuming that you might even take a scissors to them on occasion - something that I would never consider.

It's the eyebrows that get the evisceration. The eyelashes are valued.


Edit:

Au contraire Shaney, one of the most important things about being a girl is maintaining as many thick and luxurious eyelashes as possible. A bald eyelid is the worst!

What she said.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I have seen a few eyebrows destroyed by plucking alright, never paid too much attention to the eyelashes though. The barber once offered to do my eyebrows but i declined. Sometimes they stick the trimmer thing in my ears without asking

 

[Jill Hives]

Go to the dentist, leave it too long and you lose the tooth.

Knocked a tooth out putting up a shower curtain nearly two years ago.
Still haven't been to the dentist.
Pretty sure all my teeth are going to fall out soon.

 

[Psycho Punk]

Knocked a tooth out putting up a shower curtain nearly two years ago.
Still haven't been to the dentist.
Pretty sure all my teeth are going to fall out soon.

I used to brush my teeth but still got gum disease and lost teeth because of it. The sooner you go to the dentist, the more teeth you save.

Just don't think of Marathon Man. Is it safe?

 

[Jill Hives]

That I'm not an emotionless gold digging harpy.
It would be so much easier if I was.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Ah, Jesus Christ

Might have to cool things down a bit

http://thumped.com/bbs/misc.php?do=topposters

 

[therealjohnny]

eeeshh

me too

 

[Psycho Punk]

That I'm not an emotionless gold digging harpy.
It would be so much easier if I was.

Do you have rich old men lusting after you?