"Lady" on the bus next to me-starts off by stinking up the place with pizza and chips,moves onto those e-cigarettes,cracks open a can of cider and is now passed out.
I despair.
not your girlfriend I hope?
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"Lady" on the bus next to me-starts off by stinking up the place with pizza and chips,moves onto those e-cigarettes,cracks open a can of cider and is now passed out.
I despair.
Shower is broken, gonna have to use the one at work, feels wrong.
"Lady" on the bus next to me-starts off by stinking up the place with pizza and chips,moves onto those e-cigarettes,cracks open a can of cider and is now passed out.
I despair.
drop the hand??
I'm back in Navan for 3-4 weeks and realise that I know no one here. And it is the worst place on earth. I might join a dating site just to make friends.
not your girlfriend I hope?
drop the hand??
I never get anywhere with anyone
Anyway, this proms rubbish on BBC - pure shite. The mother is glued to it.
can't seem to get it together with this Girl I fancy.
this is either one of those cute stories you tell the grand kids in fifty years,or its a load of wank
Good luck! This one sounds a bit more hopeful!
can't seem to get it together with this Girl I fancy.
this is either one of those cute stories you tell the grand kids in fifty years,or its a load of wank
Good luck! This one sounds a bit more hopeful!
cheers mate,
little Mr Moffat tends to have a tune for just about every conceivable "being a right miserable bollocks without have to go cry into your damien Rice pillowcase" situation
If its any consolation I am fucking AWFUL at picking up women as well, Especially ones I like!
Sure since a break up three months ago ilall I've wanted to do was just sleep around but do you think I've managed that once!? of course not. I'm fucking rubbish at 'sealing the deal' / 'lobbing the gob' or whatever you want to call it.
I am fucking AWFUL at picking up women as well, Especially ones I like!
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