Minor complaints thread (10 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

getting an e-mail notification saying that someone semi-famous has just followed you on twitter. Then going to twitter and realising they've already unfollowed you.

SAKE

Scutter, for over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honour of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

 

[GO]

tl;dr

 

[rettucs]

Scutter, for over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honour of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

but shes hot though

 

[GO]

but shes hot though

arent they all

 

[therealjohnny]

I'm going to be the winning bidder on ebay, on an overpriced item I no longer need

 

[Lili Marlene]

wahey!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Thought it was Friday : (

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I fear my tonsillitis may be on the way back- sore throat, strange taste in mouth and pain spreading from my lower back.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Also, people who insist on standing at the front of the bus so impeding efficient dis/embarking for everyone else.

 

[pete]

Also, people who insist on standing at the front of the bus so impeding efficient dis/embarking for everyone else.

Accidental kicks to the ankles all round.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I'm certainly not above such behaviour but this was an elderly woman. Next time.

 

[chris d]

It's dawning on me that I'm not going to be getting over for any Ghost gigs.

 

[Anthony]

My acceptance of this situation is not made easier by the constant live photos from their U.S. Tour on friend face.

 

[pete]

doing the books for the 2014 tax return

gaaaaaahhhhh

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Throw it on the fire and take the car down town

 

[GO]

The fucking amount of dust I generate..nearly gave myself an asthma attack doing the hoovering

 

[Jim Daniels]

The fucking amount of dust I generate..nearly gave myself an asthma attack doing the hoovering

Totally! Where the hell does it come from?

 

[chris d]

I broke our hoover a couple of months ago after using it to hoover up hairs out of the bath and plug hole. i thought i had invented a new way of cleaning the bathroom and was a pure legend. anyway, i wasnt. next week i turned on the vacuum and it smelt funny and i realised i'd fucked it by sucking up wet stuff. so anyway we had to get a new hoover and for the first time ever we got a bagless one that lets you see all the stuff you suck up. i had no idea there was SO MUCH disgusting shit coming out of the two of us and a cat EVERY SINGLE WEEK. it's been an eye opener i'll tell you that.

i never changed the bag in the old one for months at a time either. so it was probably doing fuck all anyway.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Get rid of the cat

To start with

 

[GO]

My old hoover was one with a bag ...but there was no bag in it...and nothing to attach a new bag to ,,ever since I tried to DIY a plastic shopping bag into it and borked it decent...it just sucked the dirt in a blew it around the gaf.31/2 years it was like that.
You shoulda seen the stuff that got sucked up when I finally got a new one...a bagless one oh yeah.

I had to empty it 5 times the first day.

I now take immense pleasure from how clean the floors are throughout