Minor complaints thread (2 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

So not worth it, dude.

 

[therealjohnny]

If I could get rid of all the cats, dust, grass and trees I'd be happier man. I'd keep the dogs

 

[washingcattle]

If I could get rid of all the cats, dust, grass and trees I'd be happier man. I'd keep the dogs

Get rid of all dogs all dog owners and Johnnystress.

 

[washingcattle]

Some context might help...this is the result of an allergy test where they use a series of pinpricks to give you a concentrated dose containing all the common allergens; grass, dust, dogs, cats etc

If your skin reacts a hive will appear, in different degrees of intensity depending on how allergic you are

So this is an exaggerated reaction. I'm allergic to dust, grass and trees, dogs and cats. Mainly cats

I take antihistamines every few days when I remember. If I forget or neglect to take them for a while I get really sore hands and feet. Sometimes I will get a sudden attack that feels like an intense head cold with all the symptoms but it passes after a while-and this is usually brought on by dust

The main reaction I get from the cats is one of intense annoyance and exasperation with the occasional laugh out loud at their antics

So wait you're allergic to everything ?

 

[Anthony]

people on adverts.ie asking ME to phone THEM when I'm the seller!

 

[therealjohnny]

go fuck yourself washingcattle

 

[hydromancer]

Maybe you would be less allergic to a bald cat.
6 Strange Breeds of Hairless Cats : The Featured Creature

 

[therealjohnny]

Ah I'll survive. They don't really affect me too badly

 

[Squiggle]

Sorry to hear that S. Happened me a few years ago. Found out when the funeral was over.

Thanks dude, sorry you had to go through that. At least they told me in time for me to go to the funeral tomorrow. Still, pricks!

 

[washingcattle]

go fuck yourself washingcattle

That's what I love about thumped, you just don't get this king of witty repartee anywhere else on the internet.

 

[ann post]

websites that you fill out forms on and hit enter and it doesn't do anything. you actually have to use the mouse.

 

[pete]

Spam bots.

 

[therealjohnny]

Garth Brooks...not Gareth

 

[Lili Marlene]

My inability to find a picture of Gareth Gates in a cowboy hat.

Coulda brought that joke to a whole new level

 

[Theseus Mock]

There's going to be a whole lot of Canadian Tuxedos in Croke Park this summer.

 

[washingcattle]

Jobs adverts which say "a drivers licence is desirable but not essential" but when you actually apply for the job you are immediately excluded because you don't own your own car. I live in London why the fuck would I own a fucking car ?

Actually just file this one under job applications in general.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Actually just file this one under job applications in general.

Also those job adverts that read "Person required to work in a BUSY ENVIRONMENT WITH STRICT DEADLINES"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Also those job adverts that read "Person required to work in a BUSY ENVIRONMENT WITH STRICT DEADLINES"

That'll be telesales/chugging.

Door to door chuggers. I need a sign to warn them off.

 

[Jill Hives]

Waiting.
Red tape.
People being inconsiderate pricks.
That sums up my week and I really need some sleep.

 

[therealjohnny]

I saw this and thought it was like one of the lads Jill might meet