Minor complaints thread (8 Viewers)

[ernesto]

The folks have eircom, The absolute bell end that installed it gave them a signal splitting contraption so that they could "use the phone and the internet at the same time" absolute bollox, all it does is slow the internet down to a crawl and hang up the connection if the phone rings. plus that snot nosed little cunt in the advert deserves a hiding of medieval proportions. I feel for you buddy

sounds like a DSL filter wired incorrectly

 

[Jill Hives]

I rock skee-ball.

 

[therealjohnny]

Just realized my heat doesn't work and I'm going to need to use my phone as a phone and call my landlord some point soon.
or
Freeze.

The latter is more appealing.

European technology

 

[Jill Hives]

European technology

I own three and they are all under the duvet right now on my couch.
Now I just can't move or cold air will get in.

 

[washingcattle]

sounds like a DSL filter wired incorrectly

That might as well be sansrkrit. Literally what he gave them was an ugly plastic thing that goes into your phone port it has one male part and two vaginas. It's fucking useless.

 

[Unicron]

I would honestly rather shovel shit than do this.

And it has been impressed upon me that I must attend.

I want to go live on an island somewhere.


Kings (corporate bonding session, not shown)

I like skeeball, stop whinging

 

[pete]

That might as well be sansrkrit. Literally what he gave them was an ugly plastic thing that goes into your phone port it has one male part and two vaginas. It's fucking useless.

sounds like he put in a splitter but left out the DSL filters

unless it was one of these type of things

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I like skeeball, stop whinging

With a bunch of militant Romney supporters?

 

[Unicron]

With a bunch of militant Romney supporters?

Tell them that in Ireland it's considered rude to discuss politics while playing it

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Tell them that in Ireland it's considered rude to discuss politics while playing it

I have no desire to do fucking anything with them. Never mind fucking skee ball, whatever the fuck that is.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

What's "Mitt" short for?

Mitterand?

 

[pete]

What's "Mitt" short for?

Mitterand?

Milton, although his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.

His parents named him after a family friend, businessman J. Willard Marriott, and his father's cousin, Milton "Mitt" Romney, a former quarterback for the Chicago Bears. Romney was referred to as "Billy" until kindergarten, when he indicated a preference for "Mitt".

 

[washingcattle]

sounds like he put in a splitter but left out the DSL filters

unless it was one of these type of things

That's the useless piece of shite alright.

 

[Space]

"Hello, moose!

We've noticed that you've not been active on Thumped for quite some time now, and we miss you!

Could we not tempt you back?"

 

[sleepy]

plus that snot nosed little cunt in the advert deserves a hiding of medieval proportions. I feel for you buddy

Yup, that ad annoys the fucking shit out of me.

So does that one where the child teacher is talking to a classroom full of adults and it has the tagline "So simple an adult could understand it" I can't remember what it's for but whatever it is I'm not buying it on principle

 

[therealjohnny]

Michael Murphy..RTE news reader, psychoanalyst, dream interpreter, guru

and now poet


ugh


shut up Michael, you and that voice of yours

 

[JohnnyRaz]

http://www.met.ie/climate/monthly-data.asp?Num=532

last two months temps have been below average - dosnt bode well for the winter. oct was 2.1C lower than normal is duh-be-lan,

i'll be fucked if im dealing with 2010 snow stylings this december. current gaff is a gerry-built shithole.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Hi, I am writing about the Level 42 - Level 42 CD which arrived today. There are two versions of this album. The one I DON'T WANT has has extended versions of three tracks (Turn It On 5:36, Love Games 7:25 and Starchild 6:52). The one I WANT has the standard versions of these three tracks (Turn It On 4:42, Love Games 5:50 and Starchild 5:58).
/I]

I think it's safe to say that you have a minor complaint which none of us are ever likely to share.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I still want to know how this turns out.

 

[Anthony]

Politely giving the latest Muse album a listen.