Lynx (2 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Man, this heat makes me realise how shte Lynx is

Freshly washed an laundered this morning and the hum that coming off me!

Im scarleh

 

[therealjohnny]

I mean, peeeeeyew!

 

[therealjohnny]

You know what

Lynx can fcuk off

I want to smell like

Wolverine

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

my feet are really smelly today - these sandals are really stinking the office up, i feel quite embarassed

 

[MDR]

you wear sandals to an office?

 

[Hector Grey]

my feet are really smelly today - these sandals are really stinking the office up, i feel quite embarassed

fart to cover it up

 

[classic seanc]

"They're all so smelly. We must help them."

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

psswsssssswssssswsssssss psssswssss swssssssssss

 

[classic seanc]

I know google.

 

[therealjohnny]

Hey, on the recommendations of Moose and a few others I got some of that Nivea deodorant. So far so good.

I'll keep you posted as the day goes on

 

[MDR]

vaselines intensive care also do a line in non-stink deodourants. I think they also sell bum jelly but that's your own business.

 

[jane]

Hey, on the recommendations of Moose and a few others I got some of that Nivea deodorant. So far so good.

I'll keep you posted as the day goes on

Realtime updates please, at least every five minutes or so, and YouTube your movements to demonstrate its effectiveness.

Kthnx.

If you wanna push it to the limit, maybe go read that Class Act thread a few more times.

 

[jane]

I think they also sell bum jelly but that's your own business.

Jelly made out of bums? What will they think of next?!

 

[therealjohnny]

Interestingly Deodorant is the only word that I will accept in the Americanised spelling, whereby the "u" is omitted.

Yes, "interestingly"

 

[MDR]

From now on I'm only using the word interestingly as an adverb. 'Mike ran down the round interestingly, wearing deodourant.'

 

[therealjohnny]

If you wanna push it to the limit, maybe go read that Class Act thread a few more times.

"It has to be terror sweat"

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

interestingly, i also bought a can of nivea for men deodorant this morning - the aqua cool one. it has a cool care formula for invigorating freshness. i almost bought lynx again as i expected that all the other deodorants would be shelved next to the lynx but this wasn't the case. i saw that vaseline one there too. if after a few days theres any manky gank stuck under my arms that only sand paper can get off then im going back to lynx

 

[jane]

"It has to be terror sweat"

Yeah, Twink wants to make you sweat, no matter how she does it.

Did you see when she went on Celebrity Farm? They were only in there for about a week, and she was in floods of tears within the first two hours. Fucking hell.

 

[therealjohnny]

Remember the tale "The Princess and The Pea"

Twink is not like regular people and should not be forced to spend time with them.

 

[jane]

Remember the tale "The Princess and The Pea"

Twink is not like regular people and should not be forced to spend time with them.

I think the tears were because Kevin Sharkey and Gavin Lambe Murphy wouldn't let her mother them, and everyone else was trying to figure out how to get Mary Kingston into the woodchipper (sorry, cookiemonster!).

You can't spell smother without mammy, like. She wouldn't let ya.

Why is she called Twink? Is it a disease?

Edit: My mammy used to tell me a version called The Princess and the Pee, which revolved more around the princess using complicated pre-CSI detective skills to figure out who pissed in her bed.