Ladyfest Table Quiz: Air Guitar for Your Brain. (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

The amount of intelligence a person possesses is inversely proportional to their digestive gas.

Fact.

(I hope.)

that should read 'directly proportional', no? or have you sorted that out? heh heh (i hope).

 

[oh shit]

yeah i dont get it either cheryl... i think the people who didnt like it were in the minority tho.

 

[jane]

that should read 'directly proportional', no? or have you sorted that out? heh heh (i hope).

Actually, I meant to write 'the silence of their digestive tracts'.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Actually, I meant to write 'the silence of their digestive tracts'.

ok, without the maths, the louder someone's farts, the brainer they are? deadly buzz!!!

 

[Lili Marlene]

Right so how hard are the questions?

will a bunch of my friends who have never heard of Ladyfest, never mind the Gossip be able to answer them?

 

[jane]

Right so how hard are the questions?

will a bunch of my friends who have never heard of Ladyfest, never mind the Gossip be able to answer them?

The questions are a pretty good mix of stuff, and there should be plenty there to keep it competitive for everyone.

Plus, we've got deadly prizes, thanks to generous friends and supporters.

It's shaping up to be a great night. We're trying to start the quiz by a couple of minutes after 8, and the tables are first-come, first-served, so don't be late!

 

[Super Dexta]

I trust the GAA issue has been sorted out?

 

[billygannon]

Liadain... are you going to be video-conferencing at this?

 

[Super Dexta]

Liadain... are you going to be video-conferencing at this?

Yes. With an iron fist and a sliotar in hand.

What is a sliotar, anyway? It sounds exotic.

 

[billygannon]

Yes. With an iron fist and a sliotar in hand.

What is a sliotar, anyway? It sounds exotic.

A sliotar is a ball. A big, bulbous ball.

Here... I was in the men's locker room this morning and I had an idea for a gay porno about hurling.

 

[krystal]

this is TONIGHT all you lady-lovin' peoples

be there, or be emasculated.

 

[jane]

I'm really looking forward to this.

Don't forget to give your team a suitable name.

 

[krystal]

such as Team Gee, or Team Always Ultra

 

[billygannon]

My team will be called the Bad Drivers

 

[jane]

Do you have a theme song? Will you be dressed in bearskins? Snorkelling masks? Rubber?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Team No-Hitlers.

the only team with a no hitlers policy written into its constitution.
Theoretically speaking all the other teams could have Hitler as a member.

 

[billygannon]

Do you have a theme song? Will you be dressed in bearskins? Snorkelling masks? Rubber?

I can't make up my mind.

 

[Super Dexta]

I can't make up my mind.

'Bicycle Race' and flock wallpaper. Go on.

 

[billygannon]

'Bicycle Race' and flock wallpaper. Go on.

Em... isn't this meant to be smart-casual?

"Baker Street" and chinos for me.

 

[Jimmy Magee]

That was the worst quiz, ever.

In that my team didn't win (which of course separates this from all such previous)

Er, sorry bout the Cynthia "gag" Jane, was an open goal, and to be honest I thought it was almost expected from the question...boy was my face red as I was exposed as insulting someone I never met! Well it was more purple I guess. I know you took it as a compliment really tho