Keane joins Celtic (1 Viewer)

[7 - No tomorrow]

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Going for the Grim Reaper look? Good for him.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"My door's always open like"

 

[Cormcolash]

Celts vs St.Pats in the next round of the Champions League qualifiers, if neither of them fuck up.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Pats will definitely fuck it up, Celtic? Maybe.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Celts vs St.Pats in the next round of the Champions League qualifiers, if neither of them fuck up.

repeat of 1998

 

[Unicron]

Seeing as Cetic's competative season is now probably over maybe they could raise money by raffling off spots in the starting XI for the next 10 months.

 

[Cormcolash]

Grim stuff away in Europe, once again.
They did get the 3 goals back last season, but doubt it will happen this time round.
They need to sack whoever is in charge of their pre-season shit, because they are bollocks every year for the qualifiers.

 

[Hector Grey]

They'll be grand. And when they win, they'll get Arsenal in the next round. It's all fine.

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha, they can't get Arsenal if they win though can they? Like don't they have some weird system for the final play-off round so that the likes of Arsenal etc. get some shite teams?

Yeah just checked, Celtic are in the 'Champions Route' so can only get teams from that route, which are all of a similar standard. Arsenal are in the 'League Route' which is different, with slightly better teams, but they'll most likely have a fucking laugh no matter who they got cause the teams are still fairly shit in comparison to the Arse's squad. Maybe Arsenal will get FC Racism and get beat in Russia, that'd be funny.

Edit: I was about to post 'The group stage draw should be a laugh, which completely shit teams will ManUre get this year?' but instead that post has turned into LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Hector Grey]

Excellent performance from Celtic there. Next stop, winning 'Ol Big Ears.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's bonkers, right? The kid was on for four minutes.

I liked this though

Celtic awards bullshit goals to fictional player

Celtic awards bullshit goals to fictional player
08-08-14

CELTIC has invented a fictional hero to take credit for the three goals it never scored.

The club was awarded a completely made-up 3-0 Champions League qualifying victory over Legia Warsaw after the Polish team accidentally fielded an invincible football robot for two minutes of injury time.

Now the Glasgow club has honoured the achievement by awarding the goals to the fictional attacking midfielder, Declan Sanchez.

A club spokesman said: “Declan is a working class boy from Galway whose grandfather was an Argentinian human rights activist and a close friend of Che Guevara.

“Declan joined Celtic at the age of seven after being spotted by Kenny Dalglish, adopted by Charlie Nicholas and trained by Henrik Larsson. When he is not creating and scoring magnificent goals he writes poetry about imperialist oppression.

“And he has the voice of an angel.”

 

[Hector Grey]

It's fucking ridiculous. A paperwork error. They thought he'd served his suspension because he missed the St Pat's games. But he wasn't registered, or something.... confused? Why would you register an illegible player? But apparently you have to. Kicked out of the CL on a technicality, for bringing on a player when you're five goals clear for four minutes.

MEANWHILE... Real Madrid look to be the first team to spend 1 gazillion eruodollars in a single moon phase. Where do they get the money? No one knows, but we can be pretty sure it's all above board and fair play-ey.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Where do they get the money?

From the Franco war chest

 

[Hector Grey]

From the Franco war chest

That cunt has a bigger chest than Mae West, apparently.

 

[Cormcolash]

I can't believe the Celtic thing. It's so fucking funny. Like I can't believe this shit is actually happening. The Polish should bomb UEFA headquarters or something!!

 

[nuke terrorist]

remember all the years of moaning about Rapid Vienna
1984-85.

 

[Cormcolash]

Yeah, and still fuck them!

 

[Cormcolash]

UNLUCKY DIDA

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[Unicron]

Just taking a break from laughing about United to pop in here.