Karaoke Conundrum (3 Viewers)

[travispickle]

Certainly better than some asshole who can sing looking like a smug motherfucker when they're finished.

Indeed.Glassing is the only sensible answer in that scenario, wot you've outlined.

 

[Pantone247]

A person dragged against their will. "It will be fun, trust me..." Fun to watch others but not fun dreading the impending, "your turn!" phrase.

clearly you're not drunk enough

I always pick overly long complicated hard songs that by the second verse have everyone bored to tears... i.e. Novemember Rain... but the main thing is to be so drunk you don't care/remember

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

clearly you're not drunk enough

I always pick overly long complicated hard songs that by the second verse have everyone bored to tears... i.e. Novemember Rain... but the main thing is to be so drunk you don't care/remember

i was sober. i remember. single version my eye.

 

[Jill Hives]

clearly you're not drunk enough

You just don't understand how painfully shy I am. If I am drunk enough not to care...I am probably vomiting under the table.


Short, very short, should be added to the list of criteria.

 

[Pantone247]

i was sober. i remember. single version my eye.

I stuck it out to the end... to the bloody bitter end...

I wouldn't mind but showing I had learnt nothing in the past 7 minutes I sat down and gleefully punched in the code for 'Hey Jude'... what the fuck is my problem?

 

[Unicron]

Short, very short, should be added to the list of criteria.

See if they have any minutemen.

 

[Jill Hives]

See if they have any minutemen.

If only karaoke places had GBV tunes...I would be set. Kicker of Elves, Tractor Rape Train, I am a Scientist...etc.

 

[Pantone247]

You just don't understand how painfully shy I am. If I am drunk enough not to care...I am probably vomiting under the table.

I don't know what to say... I think it's the peeps you're with too me and Gorrilamunch's regular Karoke Krew are totally cool, so you know that helps too. But seriously, more booze... try some duets...

 

[Lili Marlene]

practice at home with this

 

[george mcfly]

oliver's army - elvis costello
the best ever karaoke song!

hott in the city - billy idol

would i lie to you? - charles and eddie

all gold

next time i do karaoke i'm gonna arrive without a shirt

 

[Unknown Convict]

gloomy sunday - billie holiday
you'll never be asked to another karaoke...

or some man is the bastard: "mr. wilson would you like a toke (x 3)/come now george humor the boy" [the end]

 

[Deleted member 3435]

last time i did karaoke birthday thing i had a great time.

went like this: whenever you sang a song you chose the song and the singer for the next go. Someone got me to do "somewhere out there" out of an american tail (what the fuck? i don't know that song! etc), "we don't need another hero" by tina turner and others. it was fancy dress too, everyone shit faced. my mate asked someone earnestly (that he didn't know too well) "have you come as elton john?" he said no. "ah you have!" no...i'm not dressed up. last few songs everyone was singing, didn't matter whose turn.

the place we were in had some funny mistakes in the lyrics.

"what a weaked game to play"

time warp had stuff about "pelvic trust".

and the most ludicrus video accompanying it.

sexual healing had some kids on a kiddie train.

fun.

 

[timbot]

I don't think people are attempting enough rap:
Gangsta's paradise
Rapper's Delight
Stan

That kind of thing.

Everyone loves watching people attempt those, right?

 

[Mitchum]

Or Craig David.
Everyone likes a smooth soul number.

 

[timbot]

What about that great song from a while back
"We be lubbing it, lubbing it, lubbing it, we be lubbing it like that..."

People would love it!

 

[Super Dexta]

This speech is my recital
I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme that's right on time and Tricky is the title, here we go!

 

[aled jones]

what kind of person goes to karaoke and doesn't sing?
at least you seem to be righting yourself.

doing "in dreams" by roy orbison is a total party killer.
i can tell you that much.

Well, with the right people it could be a cracker, given a flashlight, some white face paint and an Elvis style microphone.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Joel and REM would be the easier to 'sing' of the examples you gave.

 

[jimmybreeze]

Hit 'em with some Journey
http://uncutvideo.aol.com/videos/1906ab3613f088cfe483b1f99cc89258

Gangsta's paradise

Now you're talking!

 

[Lili Marlene]

hott in the city - billy idol

Best one so far imho

NEW YORK!!!1