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[pee pee]

Did anyone see Beardy and his little prank monkey on No Disco last night?

Aw.

I wouldn't be AT ALL surprised if there is a phenomenal surge in the sale of cardigans after that appearance.

 

[the bearded lady]

peepee (10 Jan, 2002 11:17 a.m.):
Did anyone see Beardy and his little prank monkey on No Disco last night?

Aw.

I wouldn't be AT ALL surprised if there is a phenomenal surge in the sale of cardigans after that appearance.

bet you watched it with one hand on the remote and the other on your budgie's tounge.

 

[Stuart Little]

Was it just me or was there romantic lighting and slight cosmetic soft-focus going on?

It was like eavesdropping on a couple's first date.

 

[kstop]

peepee (10 Jan, 2002 11:17 a.m.):
Did anyone see Beardy and his little prank monkey on No Disco last night?

Aw.

Yes. It was a pity that they cut the bit where he started screaming about the cockroaches under his skin just before his head exploded though.

 

[pee pee]

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 11:25 a.m.):
bet you watched it with one hand on the remote and the other on your budgie's tounge.

no. i needed both hands to keep your ma's head down.

 

[the bearded lady]

Stuart Little (10 Jan, 2002 11:27 a.m.):
Was it just me or was there romantic lighting and slight cosmetic soft-focus going on?

It was like eavesdropping on a couple's first date.

that wasn't our first date, we've been goin' steady now for a while. you know, doin' a line, courtin', neckin' that kind of thing.

 

[Anne OMalley]

Has he dropped the hand yet?

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 11:54 a.m.):

Stuart Little (10 Jan, 2002 11:27 a.m.):
Was it just me or was there romantic lighting and slight cosmetic soft-focus going on?

It was like eavesdropping on a couple's first date.

that wasn't our first date, we've been goin' steady now for a while. you know, doin' a line, courtin', neckin' that kind of thing.

 

[the bearded lady]

peepee (10 Jan, 2002 11:53 a.m.):

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 11:25 a.m.):
bet you watched it with one hand on the remote and the other on your budgie's tounge.

no. i needed both hands to keep your ma's head down.

aha! i thought i could smell your snatch off her face as i got off with her last night...

that must be where she got the fleas from.

 

[Anne OMalley]

It has taken a while for this thread to recover from that last post by one TB Lady. However, I'm glad to report we're back on air.

Here's some more rubbish to cram up yer jacksy:

- Reggae music was invented by missionary priests with electric guitars attempting to play straight r'n'b. Thanks to the poor power supplies used at Caribbean missionary outposts, the electric current would regularly cut out mid-song, leading to that trademark "chopped" rhythm style beloved of reggae guitarists the world over.

 

[the bearded lady]

Anne O'Malley (10 Jan, 2002 05:55 p.m.):
It has taken a while for this thread to recover from that last post by one TB Lady. However, I'm glad to report we're back on air.

what's wrong with The Last Post?

ok, i've stooped quite low with that one, but not as low as the bottomless pit of peepee's gowler.

string of sasagues. o'connell st.

 

[Anne OMalley]

The English language offers us many high-quality words - e.g. "raucous", "saturnine" and "flip-flop".

But "gowl" is amongst the finest.

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 06:16 p.m.):

Anne O'Malley (10 Jan, 2002 05:55 p.m.):
It has taken a while for this thread to recover from that last post by one TB Lady. However, I'm glad to report we're back on air.

what's wrong with The Last Post?

ok, i've stooped quite low with that one, but not as low as the bottomless pit of peepee's gowler.

string of sasagues. o'connell st.

 

[the bearded lady]

Anne O'Malley (10 Jan, 2002 06:18 p.m.):
The English language offers us many high-quality words - e.g. "raucous", "saturnine" and "flip-flop".

But "gowl" is amongst the finest.

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yeah, but i don't think i spelt "sasagues" right though, did i?

 

[Anne OMalley]

It should always be spelt with a capital letter, as if there is only one, giant Sausage existing for all time in the whole universe, so that all we ever eat are just little bits of it.

Hail Sausage!

And so to the pub...

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 06:21 p.m.):

Anne O'Malley (10 Jan, 2002 06:18 p.m.):
The English language offers us many high-quality words - e.g. "raucous", "saturnine" and "flip-flop".

But "gowl" is amongst the finest.

[
yeah, but i don't think i spelt "sasagues" right though, did i?

 

[the bearded lady]

And so to the pub...

v.g. see you there in a few minutes then..........

 

[pad]

are you still in work? do ya wanna come up and write my essay for me then?

 

[the bearded lady]

pat (10 Jan, 2002 06:34 p.m.):
are you still in work? do ya wanna come up and write my essay for me then?

yeah, but i'm off home now. sorry pat.
sure i'm tick, i couldn't help.
what's it about - "what i did durin' the summer"?

 

[pad]

no its about what i want to be when i grow up.
im writing all about Pricks, and seeing as you are somewhat of an expert on the topic...

 

[the bearded lady]

pat (10 Jan, 2002 06:39 p.m.):
no its about what i want to be when i grow up.
im writing all about Pricks, and seeing as you are somewhat of an expert on the topic...

well, i only mimic what i see. oh, i seen YOU today, studentboy!
hey, there's a book on the 2nd level called "how NOT to be a prick", you should read it!
i did, and look what it did for me.

rim.

 

[ronan]

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 06:37 p.m.):

pat (10 Jan, 2002 06:34 p.m.):
sure i'm tick, i couldn't help.
what's it about - "what i did durin' the summer"?

beardo, my da kept all those essays you wrote for him years ago.
i was raised on them as bedtime stories.
how a 6 year old such as yourself had such intimate pornographic knowledge of goats genitals always startled me.

they musta been good summers...

 

[the bearded lady]

beardo, my da kept all those essays you wrote for him years ago.
i was raised on them as bedtime stories.
how a 6 year old such as yourself had such intimate pornographic knowledge of goats genitals always startled me.

they musta been good summers...

jour da tell you how he like all us purdy lil' boys too, eh?

anyway, shouldn't you be in bed?