Is there an 'Everton thread everyone loves them' thread? (4 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

Liverpool brought on a pair of assholes and Everton brought on the less assholey one? Sounds about right.

Haha! Bellamy is sound, he's a great last-minute golfing partner

 

[ratmonkey]

Suarez jumped 5 feet into the air after the slghtest contact and rolled around on the floor like a little whinge bag. You forgot that bit too.

At least he didn't bite anyone.

 

[washingcattle]

I haven't seen any evidence of that yet.

 

[ratmonkey]

Watch the way he's looking at his fist. He's so hungry from the restraint of not biting anyone he's even thinking of eating himself.

 

[washingcattle]

That's not real evidence, for all you know he's looking into the crowd threatening to bite someone. I heard most of the bottles thrown at him where in self defense as people genuinely feared for their safety.

 

[ratmonkey]

Look, here he is actually biting his hand. Being a reformed cannibal must be tough.

 

[washingcattle]

He's sharpening his teeth on his wedding ring while sniffing the scent of a 4 year old lad who was mercilously bitten by him outside the ground.

 

[Hector Grey]

Liverpool brought on a pair of assholes and Everton brought on the less assholey one? Sounds about right.

don't you have problems of your own to attend to?

 

[Unicron]

don't you have problems of your own to attend to?

I'm looking for distractions.

 

[Unicron]

Loan deal for Landycakes agreed "in principal."

Bad news for Coleman?

 

[Cormcolash]

Coleman plays up front?

 

[washingcattle]

He played down the right for us last time But, this time we're desperately short of strikers so it's more likely that Donovan will be used in a more advanced role. he plays as a striker for the USA and Galaxy. Hopefuly we go back to 4-3-3 that we used last time he was over. I'd still see a place for Coleman in midfield. Besides competition for a place brings out the best in players

 

[coast to coast]

If Everton managed to come up with a formation that kept Coleman out of the team but kept Hibbert that would be funny. Surely they'll play Captain Lando Calrissian up front? Or Seamus Ramos at rightback?

 

[washingcattle]

Hibbert has improved to be fair. Can't see Coleman ever playing at right back again. Surely Lando will play up front but Moyes might have to experiment with something outlandish like 4-4-2.

 

[Hector Grey]

if lando can kick a ball at a goal without hitting the goal keeper, then play the prick up front. everton could be a dangerous team if they scored the occasional goal.

 

[washingcattle]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's all Liverpools fault.

i.e the last out and out striker to score 20 goals for us in a season was Gary Lineker in 1987 and he only left cos you dumb bastards got us banned from Europe. No I'm not bitter

 

[Hector Grey]

hmmm. that's a political hot potato.

meanwhile, who at liverpool bought ibrahima bakayoko? michael madar? joe max moore?

should never have sold franny jeffers.

 

[washingcattle]

Should have never sold Gary Lineker should have lodged legal appeal against the ban should never have allowed the club to slide into debt. Should have sacked Mike Walker sooner, shouldn't have had Kendell back for the third time. Shouldn't have spent so much money on a stadium proposal that most of the supporters didn't want. Lot of should and shouldn't haves.

 

[washingcattle]

Tim Howard now has as many League Goals as Louis Saha. We're continually linked with Darron fucking Gibson everyone is fucking injured and we lost to fucking Bolton because it was fucking windy. someone out there please give us some fucking money for fuck sake.

 

[Jerry Twig]

What in the name of god is David Moyes doing buying Darron Gibson?!