Innovitive TV sitcom ideas... quick!!! (1 Viewer)

[Yurn!]

"two many cooks" - two cooks live with each other.

"a bird in the hand" - a man who minds birds in a zoo's quest for a new girlfriend. His bird-like habits turn them off.

"a rolling stone" - a man named moss works in a quarry and gets stoned all day.

"gift horse" - a man spends all day looking at a horse's mouth.

TWO MANI COOKS

Utilising cutting edge split-screen technology, ex-bassist with the Stone Roses, Mani, engages himself in a 30 minute cook-off with two different sets of ingredients.

 

[Pantone247]

'Sno Joke - Group of disillusioned late 20-somethings attempt to regain lost youth by regular use of Cocaine.

running gag: every week one charecter kills a hooker

"shit what's this in the bath... oh Brian! Not again!"

*canned laughter*

 

[nooleen]

Hello, Lorry - on the road with an ipswich truck driver with a cargo of carpets.
running gag - erm, can't think of one just now.


choke, choke, throttle, don't forget to change gear

 

[Hector Grey]

After a dilapidating car accident Kevin Mcaleer is paralysed from the neak down and can only say the phrase "i'll break yout fuckin kneecaps for you", but by night his spirit leaves his body and takes over the mind of Gerry Adams, who can only say "I by by by...tit wank!"

a what?

 

[Mitchum]

2001 Dalmations

Lots of dogs urinate on monolith.
What can it mean?

 

[Pantone247]

"the Bust" - Four fat forty-something property tycoons who've lost it all, move into one of the shitty two bedroom shoe box apratments they shoodily slapped together in tallaghts arsehole themselves. Bask in the feel good glow of irony as they electricute themselves in badly wired showers, complain of the cold and watch the damp clmb the walls only to realise it's all their own fault for being greedy robbing bastards for s many years.*





*also works as reality tv show

 

[Unicron]

Pitch show:

Sketch show where a 4 minute "pilot" is made of every idea posted in this thread.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

nyom nyom nomenclature - it's just a title right now.

 

[Mitchum]

When Dirty Harry Met Sally

Hilarity ensues as uncompromising San Francisco maverick cop, Harry Callaghan gets a new partner in the shape of cutesy-pie girl-next-door Meg Ryan.
Will opposites attract for this particular odd couple?

 

[snakybus]

"Pants and Dutchy on the Left Hand Side"

Two Irish guys meet on the Internet, form quasi-Marxist political group and smoke lots of hash while discussing lo-fi folk. Intermittently joined by their slightly naive country friend, Maidhc.

 

[Mitchum]

"Pants and Dutchy on the Left Hand Side"

Two Irish guys meet on the Internet, form quasi-Marxist political group and smoke lots of hash while discussing lo-fi folk. Intermittently joined by their slightly naive country friend, Maidhc.

Sounds like Nathan Barley.

 

[Pantone247]

"Oh Camden, My Camden (Street)" - three pleb hipster nonces spend all their time flitting between the poser packed pubs and bars of "The Strip" talking utter bollox loudly through gigs, seeming to getting off with girls who are way too good looking for them and then walking out in front of taxis when they've finally had enough booze to completely eradicate all sense from their skulls, waving their kebabs about as if it's some magic talsmin that'll protect them from the whole shit heap of "cop the fuck on" that's about to coming raining down as soon as they turn thirty and realise life isn't a bag of shits and giggles anymore.. fucking pricks...

 

[Squiggle]

"Pants and Dutchy on the Left Hand Side"

Two Irish guys meet on the Internet, form quasi-Marxist political group and smoke lots of hash while discussing lo-fi folk. Intermittently joined by their slightly naive country friend, Maidhc.

Sounds like a reality show to me.

 

[Pantone247]

"Pants and Dutchy on the Left Hand Side"

Two Irish guys meet on the Internet, form quasi-Marxist political group and smoke lots of hash while discussing lo-fi folk. Intermittently joined by their slightly naive country friend, Maidhc.

hear that mike?

*ting, ting, ting!*

that's the sound of comedy gold

you've just written the 00's Last Of The Summer Wine

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Oh Camden, My Camden (Street)" - three pleb hipster nonces spend all their time flitting between the poser packed pubs and bars of "The Strip" talking utter bollox loudly through gigs, seeming to getting off with girls who are way too good looking for them and then walking out in front of taxis when they've finally had enough booze to completely eradicate all sense from their skulls, waving their kebabs about as if it's some magic talsmin that'll protect them from the whole shit heap of "cop the fuck on" that's about to coming raining down as soon as they turn thirty and realise life isn't a bag of shits and giggles anymore.. fucking pricks...

haha good idea but maybe a bit too parochial for UKGOLD.

 

[Lirah]

Pitch show:

Sketch show where a 4 minute "pilot" is made of every idea posted in this thread.

Hilarity ensues.

This is a great idea. Can I be the dead hooker in the 'Sno joke pilot?

 

[snakybus]

hear that mike?

*ting, ting, ting!*

that's the sound of comedy gold

you've just written the 00's Last Of The Summer Wine

We need a Nora Batty equivalent, sort of love interest type character, in support tights.

 

[Unicron]

This is a great idea. Can I be the dead hooker in the 'Sno joke pilot?

Do you look "rough"?

 

[Pantone247]

"The Mitchum Man" - Swarthy closet homosexual actor realises he has a full grown adult brother. Tracks down to home and steals away with quiet quirky sib "Mitch". Key scene in tower records when staff member drops stack of CDs and "Mitch" is able to instantly tell combined pitchfork review ratings of the entire stack of CDs... hilarious road trip follows with Actor and Mitch ripping of hustling indie nerds across the country, before Mitch freaks out in a hotel room after some re-syncs his i-pod and the Actor realises such a delicate soul really should be locked away in a nut house forever and ever.

 

[snakybus]

Johnny's Got the Horn

Sort of Baddiel and Skinner off-the cuff type show in which Johnny Stress sits on a couch and discusses the best-looking ladies he's seen this week. I know what you're thinking: where's the comedy in that, right? Well, here's the thing. Everyone - everyone - in the audience is The Ian. And they all hold up signs either saying "Jonny Sterss for Prezdient" or else "Meh", and all shout it out loud, depending on the quality of the hornage. At the end, Jonny and The Ian do a duet - a skiffle version of Purple Rain. Every week.