i'm better than all y'all! (1 Viewer)

[BC]

I write music that cannot be described in words.

Its like a mix of jazz, hiphop, electronic techno and leftfield rock.

hahaha

 

[Froog]

Oh ha ha ha, you big gays.
None of yo' fools are masters of your instruments. None! You all think you're great because you know bands like Crayonsmith, Jape, Republic of Loose and Fight Like Japes. These are just amateurs. I write music that cannot be described in words. Its like a mix of jazz, hiphop, electronic techno and leftfield rock. Its like nothing you idiots would have ever heard before. Real Music! You'll all be stuck in Dublin city while I tour all over the UK. I don't care what ye think, ye fools just want to be cool and be seen on magazines. I am a serious composer.

Now, go back to yer day jobs.



Gays.

give us a link to some of your music so i can grind my barse off the speakers.

 

[invisablesilent]

Keep laughing, you won't be laughing when my band start touring the UK with the guy from Freakpower next July! 13 dates, and we're shortlisted for the playlist for BBC Radio 4. What do you say to that? Nothing, because you can't even read music! Real musicians know that I'm serious about this, I talk to a lot of my friends about this site, and some think that your all just about whats cool and hip. Ye don't have the craftmanship of real musicians. Stop trying to be all arty and elternative.

And I have heard Fight Like Japes, thank you very much. They sound like the kelly family after smoking too much ganja. Have any of these new Irish bands even been to music school before? I think the Blizzards definately weren't, or Kicktheman. Hahaha. Its a shambles. Too many keyboards and not enough talented musicians anymore. This country used to have a lot of ace musicians. what happened?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Radio 4?

as in talk radio?

 

[invisablesilent]

we'll be featured on the rodney watkins jazz-fuzion show, its not all talk on BBC 4. Unlike here. Hahahahahahaha.

If you want to hear my music, why not buy my album when its out and go to the gigs. We're doing the Stables in Mullingar in a month and 3 weeks. Tickets can be bought at the bar or from Tommy. Move fast, they'll be gone before you know it.

 

[Froog]

Keep laughing, you won't be laughing when my band start touring the UK with the guy from Freakpower next July! 13 dates, and we're shortlisted for the playlist for BBC Radio 4. What do you say to that? Nothing, because you can't even read music! Real musicians know that I'm serious about this, I talk to a lot of my friends about this site, and some think that your all just about whats cool and hip. Ye don't have the craftmanship of real musicians. Stop trying to be all arty and elternative.

And I have heard Fight Like Japes, thank you very much. They sound like the kelly family after smoking too much ganja. Have any of these new Irish bands even been to music school before? I think the Blizzards definately weren't, or Kicktheman. Hahaha. Its a shambles. Too many keyboards and not enough talented musicians anymore. This country used to have a lot of ace musicians. what happened?

do you spread cleft jam on toast or simply pick it out with your finger (ass to mouth)?

 

[Lili Marlene]

we'll be featured on the rodney watkins jazz-fuzion show, its not all talk on BBC 4. Unlike here. Hahahahahahaha.

If you want to hear my music, why not buy my album when its out and go to the gigs. We're doing the Stables in Mullingar in a month and 3 weeks. Tickets can be bought at the bar or from Tommy. Move fast, they'll be gone before you know it.

have you written any big pop songs? I'll buy it if you have

 

[Yurn!]

gorillas mot as scare now

 

[coast to coast]

clive?

 

[invisablesilent]

I written some really exciting stuff last month that will be on the album, no pop songs doh. I only write serious music that can move you as a the listener, no 3 min tittys to play on 2fm and raY darcy.
Thats the problem with bands in Irleand, ye all want to be the next frank and walter or kathy Davis.

Anyway, come to the gig in Mullingar, but bring an open mind because we will change evrything you know aboujt music. I can't keep typing, i'm in work hahaqhahahahaha.

 

[Lili Marlene]

well i'm sold

 

[shower another shower]

Large Mound will be in the UK in April.
I can read music.
I'll be at the Stables, and it better be like nothing I've ever heard before.

 

[travispickle]

Oh ha ha ha, you big gays.
None of yo' fools are masters of your instruments. None! .

Gays.

Oh i think i'm the master of my instrument.
ahem.

 

[yosammedysam]

this guy sounds like a cunt. here cunty, ill take ya.
ya know the five lamps?
how's about i rip your nose off yer face and use the gaping
orifice to fuck yer brain...?

 

[cephalopod]

was there some bad drugs doing the rounds at easter or wha?

 

[yosammedysam]

was there some bad drugs doing the rounds at easter or wha?

what are ya sayin? you calling me a druggy?

 

[travispickle]

here, see the five lamps?
hang yur bollix on them.

 

[killy kill]

what are ya sayin? you calling me a druggy?

Trolls are supposed to be funny. I can get this standard on CoD4 multi-player !bog

 

[yosammedysam]

Trolls are supposed to be funny. I can get this standard on CoD4 multi-player !bog

im not a troll, im just not very smart is all. me heart is in the right place.

 

[Froog]

im not a troll, im just not very smart is all. me heart is in the right place.

your some kind of sub-troll. a cleft dweller probably.