If a band can't exist exist without money, then the band shouln't exist. (2 Viewers)

[Mormon Nailer]

What if a band has a decent cost cutting plan for the next financial quarter?

They should outsource to India.

 

[Lili Marlene]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it had no money?

 

[steveamanakick]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it had no money?

12.7 pieces
if it, as a woodchuck, truly exists...

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

They should outsource to India.

This wont work at all:



Hi Sameer - Can you play E-A-B7 please?

Last week you told me to play B, i will play B instead.

No Sameer I changed my mind, i want you to play B7 now

You will need to ask my manager for me to play B7

 

[Lili Marlene]

This wont work at all:



Hi Sameer - Can you play E-A-B7 please?

Last week you told me to play B, i will play B instead.

No Sameer I changed my mind, i want you to play B7 now

You will need to ask my manager for me to play B7

you could always oursource to the Phillippines


Hi Flower (wtf??) - Can you play E-A-B7 please?
Sure, i'd be absolutely delighted to play you what you like

Um, that's a B
I am very sorry that you did not like what I played but apparently I cannot play what it is that you desire.

Just play it like this
I am very happy to hear that you have ascertained the skill to play the required chord

 

[steveamanakick]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it had no money?

Also, is the woodchuck in a band? that would have a bearing of sorts on the situation at hand.

 

[Pantone247]

Also, is the woodchuck in a band?

woodchuck in a band? is this more of these foriegn acts coming over here and stealing our audiences?

IRISH GIGS FOR IRISH BANDS!!!

IRISH GIGS FOR IRISH BANDS!!!

IRISH GIGS FOR IRISH BANDS!!!

IRISH GIGS FOR IRISH BANDS!!!

IRISH GIGS FOR IRISH BANDS!!!

 

[pad]

ok pantone,
on a scale of one to ten, where an apple is up and a cavan is when?

how drunk are you right now?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

you could always oursource to the Phillippines


Hi Flower (wtf??) - Can you play E-A-B7 please?
Sure, i'd be absolutely delighted to play you what you like

Um, that's a B
I am very sorry that you did not like what I played but apparently I cannot play what it is that you desire.

Just play it like this
I am very happy to hear that you have ascertained the skill to play the required chord

Please to be informing you India office will be close on Thursday for hollyday Genish Birthday.

 

[Red_Dog]

Does anyone know what page my excellent response was on - i want to see if i got props!!

 

[Jelly_Block]

page 10 i think

 

[nlgbbbblth]

we need Irish Unsigned in this thread.

 

[taubstumm]

we need Irish Unsigned in this thread.

mp3s now 33c

 

[quasiquasi]

By using a Double Luxembourg tax avoidance scheme, Band X now have no income or expenditure, and have transcended mere existence.

 

[Corey]

If Corey cant get the jist of the thread in the last three posts then Corey should'nt be reading the....



Shut up Corey.

 

[Corey]

A hard dose of reality.

Indeed. Especially the 'buying money' part.

 

[MDR]

If a thread isn't funny after ten pages then it shouldn't exist.

 

[avernus]

If you had 20 grand, right, and you had an album's worth of songs, right, and like some dude wanted to record your shit professionally like in a studio and shit and this guy wanted 10 grand and you could like spend the other 10 grand on marketing the shit out of that album and the artwork and bullshit like that and getting the name out there and shit and then like getting ads on tv like. WOuld u do it? Because fuck that shit! Spend the dough in some land of leather, bro. That guy is jsut fucking with your head anc you should kill him.

 

[Pantone247]

If a band can't exist exist without money, then the band shouln't exist.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i really wanna download pineapple express.
keep sketch guys.