Ideas for new shows for the Autumn Schedule (1 Viewer)

[krystal]

Bagatelle
Caroline Morahan presents this lighthearted look at what people have in their bags, and the associated stories that go with the contents.

 

[billygannon]

End of an era
Kerry Katona presents a six-part series recounting the high and lows and the eventual break-up of Dublin band Hermie in Tweed.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Ridin' for Jesus

A fly-on-the-wall documentary charting the sex life of Dana's soon to be married daughter. Missionary position only, and no enjoying themselves. Presented by Dana.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Have yez no homes to go to?

A chilling and often disturbing look at the lives of two homeless teenagers on the streets of dublin. Viewer discretion advised.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Leave it to Mrs O'Brien

Situation comedy featuring an accident prone housekeeper and the two exasperated priests for whom she works.

Women, know your place!

Reversing decades of progression in the equality field, we put women back where they belong...in the kitchen! Tune in for hilarious results. Just wait until you see the hiding Dymphna gets from Rodney the morning he finds his shirt hasn't been ironed for work.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

No laughing mater

Each week Ed Byrne talks with terminally ill patients in the mater hospital and attempts to give viewers a insight into the minds of people at deaths door.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Wheels Of Fortune

Everyone's favourite Del9er gives us a glimpse of his world. This documentary charts Wheels from his humble beginnings to his new found fame and fortune. We get to see all aspects of his life, from loitering around Liffey St, to Star Wars parties. Narrated by Marty Whelan.

 

[krystal]

No Bones About It
Dr John Harbison narrates this documentary which charts a typical day in the life of a forensic pathologist. Not suitable for children.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Last Of The Summer Wine

Follow Caroline Morahan as she finds out how the tourist industry helps keep Winos going. What happens when winter arrives and the tourists leave? Find out at 7:30 on Tuesday.


Total Fucking Cunt
A documentary on David McSavage.

 

[krystal]

This could also be wheels of fire.

each week wheels is put into a different heat related scenario, e.g. towering inferno, volcano etc - will he survive, or will he catch fire?

Wheels Of Fortune

Everyone's favourite Del9er gives us a glimpse of his world. This documentary charts Wheels from his humble beginnings to his new found fame and fortune. We get to see all aspects of his life, from loitering around Liffey St, to Star Wars parties. Narrated by Marty Whelan.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Stalag Loft

Where one lucky viewer gets to run his own WW2 POW camp, in his attic. Hilarious results when Brigadier George Chumley-Harper-Cock tries to dig an escape tunnel but falls through the ceiling, killing two sleeping children. Will he face the firing squad? Presented by Andrew Fogarty.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

This could also be wheels of fire.

each week wheels is put into a different heat related scenario, e.g. towering inferno, volcano etc - will he survive, or will he catch fire?

So successful, it hasn't even aired and there's already a spin-off destined for greatness. Excellent work Kirstie!

 

[krystal]

Fax Off

Want your freedom? Fed up with the humdrum of coupledom and want what your single friends have? Then dump your intended live on air, using our special fax machine - the terminator. Presented by Phil Collins.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Watch where your Lucan

Sitcom about 3 blind people living in Lucan.



In a whey we're all Kurds.

Docusoap following Ishkam, a kurdish refugee, and his first three months in avonmore foods.


Scraping the barrell

Donal Barrell spends all his work time on an internet forum. Will his stagnating productivity be rumbled by his grumbling boss, Paul Scraping?

 

[krystal]

amazing.

Watch where your Lucan

Sitcom about 3 blind people living in Lucan.

 

[krystal]

What's the Point?
Contestants are blindfolded and then poked with a variety of sharp objects. The person who guesses correctly the instruments of torture with which he has been attacked wins 2 weeks in Trabolgan.

 

[cyclotron]

DIY Garden-fuck

Hosts Diarmuid Gavin and Charlie Dimmock get down and dirty with 2 intrepid couples in pursuit of the perfect garden-fuck. This week, Abi Titmuss demonstrates the ins and outs of hoe-ing and digs her own herb-hole.

The Ibiza house

*New series* Paul Gascoigne is your host as 5 young newly-wed couples are sent off to sunny Ibiza to live in a house fashioned from tits and drugs with hilarious results !

 

[cyclotron]

Property Forest

Up and coming property developers are given the chance to turn trees into high-rise apartment blocks. This week, Bavaria - and the Meyer family's hopes of a dream home in the "Block forest" run into difficulties due to the efforts of a testy band of nazi squirrels.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Dunne & Dustin

Tom Dunne and Dustin the turkey host a weekly music show. Tom Dunnes sycophantic interviewing style should complement Dustins 'hows your father wha?' shtick nicely.

I bet RTE would probably consider this.

 

[ICUH8N]

Dunne and Dustin sounds suspiciously like "the View"

Primped blonde pseudo-intellectual: "I found the piece's Brechtian overtones disturbing yet strangely compelling"

Token populist commentator: "It was fuckin' deaaaaadly buh"

John Kelly: [strokes chin, looks inscrutable] So. Batman Begins. 8/10?